Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.
After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!
I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....
What I feel for you, is really true. You got to know, I need you so. When you are gone, I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?
Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!
What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found
Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You're lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.
i applied for a job at a mental hospital they told me i couldnt apply for a place i live.
Question: What's difference between Yoghurt and Australia? Answer: One has a real live culture.
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