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DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS MEANT BY MOBILE M=meet O=on B=busy I=in L=life E=every where so now lets START
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Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?
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Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
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Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
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He said: ?I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening. When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.
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Richness has eternal value if we use it to make others happy.
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What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
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In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy.
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Life without a friend is like death without a witness.
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Don't be sad, I love you!
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