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I want 2 die peacefully in my sleep like my gr&f
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As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition
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Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
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Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
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When you yell 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough energy to warm one cup of coffee
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What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
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There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.
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It's best friends that light the way through the bad times.
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Question: How did the Pollack burn his face? Answer: Bobbing for french fries.
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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
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The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummeasles are better so can I come in?

roses are brown, violets are brown, why is a lepricon shitting in my garden?!

Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

i have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person he hits gets a little bit of of my love... I HOPE HE BEATZ the S*#T out of U!! :) ...!!

A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are.


roses are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't...

Sometimes my eyes get jealouse of my Heart! You Know Why? Bcoz.. you always remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.