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Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
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After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!
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He said: ?I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening. When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.
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What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.
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When you yell 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough energy to warm one cup of coffee
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What I feel for you, is really true. You got to know, I need you so. When you are gone, I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?
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A butterfly needs its wings ... an ice bear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!
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Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
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I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
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It's best friends that light the way through the bad times.
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Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person - Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!

Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.

Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye. I don't worry, i don't cry. I'm just happy that cows can't fly.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me

Woman asks a barman 'Cn I hv a double entendre please?' so T barman gave her 1.

Love is ... being married to your best friend.

If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...

It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.

Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE