Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Question: What's difference between Yoghurt and Australia? Answer: One has a real live culture.
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
One out of four people is a Chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!
While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."
True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.
Woman asks a barman 'Cn I hv a double entendre please?' so T barman gave her 1.
Wht do U cll a triple barrel shotgun? A trifle.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
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your voice sound like that of a fly that is being tied on a selophine crying 4 help.... Lol

there are 12 months in a year, 7days a week, 24hours a day,60seconds a hour, and one of you in a lifetime.

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

My Reality Check bounced.

Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.

When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.