Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !


In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.


It's best friends that light the way through the bad times.


When you yell 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough energy to warm one cup of coffee


I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!


The world is so more beautiful with you around!


If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would ?. rain all day !


Life is like toilet paper, long and useful !!!!


Women admire a man because he is strong, but they love him for his weaknesses.


A friend to all is a friend to none.


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More Sms Messages:


So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !


My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.



MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.


Why do you always find one shoe Lon the streets ?


Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.


Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" BantAnswer: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?"


Question:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? Answer:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!


There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.


I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.