Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!

There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed! And of course adonkey to pay her bills!!

What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?

You many meet people better than me, funnier than me, more hilarious than me, but one thing I can say to you, I will 'ALWAYS' be there when they ALL leave YOU!

I love you even more than when I started this sentence.

Life without a friend is like death without a witness.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.

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More Sms Messages:


When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.


If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert


You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!


Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?


The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...


Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!


I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far.


Bad sex is better then a good day in school.


I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and screaming like the people on his bus.


Learn to live every moment of happiness, are never too busy to receive or give love.




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!