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Richness has eternal value if we use it to make others happy.
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A butterfly needs its wings ... an ice bear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!
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What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?
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Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
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Life without a friend is like death without a witness.
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If it's too loud, you're too old
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How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
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A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it
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wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
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a message wrote on a t-shirt..excusme,my face is above..

Never explain yourself. Your friends don?t need it and your enemies won?t believe it.

There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.

If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you!

friends are like baloons once yuu let em go yuu can neva get em bk so im gonna tie ya to me heart so i never lose yuu x x

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.

God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!