Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..
Wht do U cll a triple barrel shotgun? A trifle.
Wht's T maximum penalty of bigamy? 2 moTrs-in-law.
Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrifice!
The only love worthy of a name is unconditional.
What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam key broke in the lock.
(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I ?ove You...
2 aerials meet on a roof - fell in love & got married. T ceremony was terrible, but T reception was brilliant!
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