Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrifice!

I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!

Life without a friend is like death without a witness.

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story

When god created the men he was only kidding

One out of four people is a Chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

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More Sms Messages:


Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck


Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.


What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.


He's as camp as a row of tents


Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.


do u remember da day we travelled in the car? i put ma dog out ov da window... u put ur face out... then people started shouting.. TWINS TWINS!!!


If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.


Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up.


Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.


Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.