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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Don't be sad, I love you!
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You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult?
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In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy.
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Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....
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No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
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I don't get even . . . . . I get odder
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If love were happiness, would all be sad when it ended.
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People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
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What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?
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I'm not as dumb as you look.

The resemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.

How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

roses are red,violet is blue..if u will not reply me "i will kill you"

Wht do Mexicns hv under Tir carpets? Underlay! Underlay!

Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Wherever you go or when, you will always be near me.

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."