Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!


After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!


aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!


You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.


10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?!


You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult?


Question: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Answer: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.


People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.


2 aerials meet on a roof - fell in love & got married. T ceremony was terrible, but T reception was brilliant!


You may be recognized soon. Hide.


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Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.


Be nice to those who smoke, every cigarette may be their last.


Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?


Question: What is the similarity between Aadmi & Bandar? Answer: Bandar DAL par uchalta hai, Aur Aadmi DAL kar uchalta hai!


What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?


this is for answering phone calls not texting-----CHESTER MELESTERS DAYCARE SERVICES, HOW MAY I HELP YOU


Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!


If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you


Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap


I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.