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What I feel for you, is really true. You got to know, I need you so. When you are gone, I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?
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Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!
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I don't get even . . . . . I get odder
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mcdonalds has a new menu item. it ia a pickle on a stick dipped in dough, they are calling it the mcdill dough.
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Question: What's difference between Yoghurt and Australia? Answer: One has a real live culture.
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The world is so more beautiful with you around!
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Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
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After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!
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Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make one cries..
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Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.
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DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...

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Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most

Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.

When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!

My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child. do we ruin our carpet or our life?

Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel...!