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A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
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Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'
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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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Roses are red violets are blue i need to kill you
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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
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The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?
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Where are the first 6 up's ?
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Children in the backseat cause accidents... Accidents in the back seat cause children.
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Love based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.
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99% of all homosexuals and lesbians use their thumb to check messages. It's too late queer don't try and switch fingers now

You should know what it takes to look this cheap!

When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?

What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.

They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

Everyone is entitled to my opinion

Love is forever, only the partners change...

I just want to be happy.

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

As useful as a grave robber in a crematorium