Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
Love is forever, only the partners change...
I lve u undoubtebly,unlimitedly, uncontrolably & unstoppably.
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
Love is blind, ladies' underwear is Braille
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
i dont have my library card, but can i check yu out ?
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!
More Sms Messages:
I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....
6 apples on the table 2 apples got.How many apples I have? *4? No...I have an 2 apples...b'coz.. I've got only 2 apples :p
BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...
Yo mama so crooked that she made the equator look good
Dont walk on front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me I may not lead, just walk beside me and be my friend.
Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.'
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
a message wrote on a t-shirt..excusme,my face is above..
Funny Jokes:The LAPD The FBI And The CIA Are All Trying To Prove That They Are The Best At Apprehending Criminals
Yo Mama So Fat She Makes
I Went To A Restaurant With A Sign That Said
A Lawyer Was On His Cell Phone Calling A Locksmith
Yo Mama So Fat She Goes Swimming
Yo Mama So Dumb She Went To The Post Office
An Illinois Lady Left The Snow-filled Streets Of Chicago For A Vacation In Florida
What Did The Bow-legged Whore Say
There Was Once A Man Who Was In A Bar Terribly Drunk
One Day A Blonde Wife Roughly 25 Wanted To Prove To Her Husband
What Is The Worst Thing About Sex With A Blonde?
How Many Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb
Over 5000 Years Ago Moses Said To The Children Of Israel Pick Up Your Shovels Mount Your Asses And Camels
Hillary Clinton Died And Went To Heaven
A Couple Had Been Debating Over Buying A New Car For Weeks Now
One Day A Lawyer Was Riding In His Limousine When He Saw A Guy Eating Grass
Yo Mama So Fat When God Said Let There Be Light
Alcohol Does More Good
Why Does The Redneck Walk His Kids To School
You Might Be A Redneck If You Take
An Irish Man Is Sitting In A Pub One Night When 3 Englishmen Walked In
Top Funny Jokes:
One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!