Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua… Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain.. (‘,’)/ Oh my God <) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA _/ \_
The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else
Lets punch captain crunch then we'll eat his face for lunch!
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!
Hey I lost my phone could u call it for me?
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!
There was a lil girl who wanted a bike and begged god for one so she begged god for one and he wasnt listening so she went 2 church ans snuck the Mary(gods mother) statue into her bookbagso when she got home she wrote a letter 2 god saying" god u better give me a bike because I GOT UR MOTHER"
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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A chicken sandwitch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".

6 apples on the table 2 apples got.How many apples I have? *4? No...I have an 2 apples...b'coz.. I've got only 2 apples :p

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!

Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock.

If you get silly make sure to wrap your willy!

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Children in the backseat cause accidents... Accidents in the back seat cause children.