Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

Love is forever, only the partners change...

I lve u undoubtebly,unlimitedly, uncontrolably & unstoppably.

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

Love is blind, ladies' underwear is Braille

hi bitches

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

i dont have my library card, but can i check yu out ?

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

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I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....


6 apples on the table 2 apples got.How many apples I have? *4? No...I have an 2 apples...b'coz.. I've got only 2 apples :p


BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!


Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...


Yo mama so crooked that she made the equator look good


Dont walk on front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me I may not lead, just walk beside me and be my friend.


Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.'


Sorry, I don't date outside my species.


What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.


a message wrote on a t-shirt..excusme,my face is above..



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!