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Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.
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I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS MEANT BY MOBILE M=meet O=on B=busy I=in L=life E=every where so now lets START
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Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
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Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make one cries..
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Woman asks a barman 'Cn I hv a double entendre please?' so T barman gave her 1.
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Life is like toilet paper, long and useful !!!!
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What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found
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Brain Search: Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm.... still searching.......no brains found

Learn to live every moment of happiness, are never too busy to receive or give love.

Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...

Why do we call apartments, apartments when they are all connected to one another ?

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth.

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

roses r red violets r blue i was born beautiful bt wat d hell happened 2 u

MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.

Never explain yourself. Your friends don?t need it and your enemies won?t believe it.

I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me you?