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I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and screaming like the people on his bus.

A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.

I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new... I'd give up everything... except you...

Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.

Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may not be disturbed

If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you

Only 17% of all traffic accidents was caused by drunk drivers, so the other 83% was caused by, yes you got it....the sober ones among us!!

Good advice, whatever happens, make it look like to intend to.

I only drink to make my wife look prettier

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

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Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").


He's tighter than a photo finish.


There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me thatís up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.


The Planet is fine and the People are FUCKED!


Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke and because whoever wrote that joke doesn't know the difference between read and red! hmm and I'm even a blonde!!??


Don't search for LOVE......Let love search for for you......That's why it's called LOVE....Because you don't actually......FORCE yourself to LOVE.......YOU JUST FALL LOVE


What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!


I once sniffed Coke, but the ice cubes blocked my nostrils...


My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.


Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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