Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.
A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
2 aerials meet on a roof - fell in love & got married. T ceremony was terrible, but T reception was brilliant!
Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You're lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.
wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...
When god created the men he was only kidding
The world is so more beautiful with you around!
No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.
Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make one cries..
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