Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Wht's T maximum penalty of bigamy? 2 moTrs-in-law.

My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

I only drink to make my wife look prettier

If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

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More Sms Messages:


At this moment i have a d?j? vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.


Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.


stop it. oh u re still doing it. stop it right now. why re u fucking ur phone with ur thumb?


Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.


A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition


All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. Good luck.


Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.


Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness


The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...


SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!





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Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.