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I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and screaming like the people on his bus.
A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.
I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new... I'd give up everything... except you...
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may not be disturbed
If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you
Only 17% of all traffic accidents was caused by drunk drivers, so the other 83% was caused by, yes you got it....the sober ones among us!!
Good advice, whatever happens, make it look like to intend to.
I only drink to make my wife look prettier
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
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Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").
He's tighter than a photo finish.
There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me thatís up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.
The Planet is fine and the People are FUCKED!
Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke and because whoever wrote that joke doesn't know the difference between read and red! hmm and I'm even a blonde!!??
Don't search for LOVE......Let love search for for you......That's why it's called LOVE....Because you don't actually......FORCE yourself to LOVE.......YOU JUST FALL LOVE
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
I once sniffed Coke, but the ice cubes blocked my nostrils...
My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
Funny Jokes:Where Do Bees Go To The Bathroom
What Do You Call Five Lesbians In A Closet?
There Was A Lawyner A Priest And A Class Of Children
A Blonde And A Brunette Are Skydiving
A Chicken And An Egg Are Lying In Bed
A Brunette Goes To The Doctor And As She Touches Each Part Of Her Body With Her Finger She Says Doctor It Hurts Everywhere
The Guide To Women
Yo Mama So Fat She Plays Hopscotch Like This
Why Do Sea-gulls Fly Over The Sea
Two Blondes Go To Disneyland When They Get There They See A Sign
The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted
What Did The Blonde Call Her Pet Zebra
How Does A Blonde Kill A Bird
A Dumb Blonde Is Walking Along Lost And Encounters A Deep And Wide River
10 Signs You Might Be Trailor Trash
The Man Passed Out In A Dead Faint As He Came Out Of His Front Door Onto The Porch
Yo Mama Is So Short That She Can
Did You Hear About The Guy Who Found Out The Secret To Making Women Happy?
Yo Mama Is Ugly That When She Was Born Her
One Day The Teacher Decides To Play An Animal Game
Did You See That Two Guys Are Out Hunting Deer
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.