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Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
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Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
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Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
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Wht do U cll a triple barrel shotgun? A trifle.
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I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!
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In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy.
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Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam key broke in the lock.
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One out of four people is a Chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
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Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....
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That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.

Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" BantAnswer: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?"

You're like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite...

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!