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You are never too blond to learn !!!
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In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy.
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Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrifice!
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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam key broke in the lock.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it
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A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
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You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number
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I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
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I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.

Roses are red violets are blue i need to kill you

friends are like baloons once yuu let em go yuu can neva get em bk so im gonna tie ya to me heart so i never lose yuu x x

Time, is Gods way of making sure everything doesn't happen at the same time.

We have to make a choice, the truth or the appearances. You can loose yourself if you are never you.

God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ?I hope she will make herself up?!

My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.

Brain Search: Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm.... still searching.......no brains found

Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!

You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.