Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
Life is like toilet paper, long and useful !!!!
Money will buy a bed but not sleep, food but not appetite, amusement but not happiness. You see, money is not everything. Therefore, if you have too much, please send it to me ASAP!
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
Ein Pessimist ist ein Optimist mit Erfahrung
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
When you yell 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough energy to warm one cup of coffee
Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.

He said: "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it." She said: "You wear underpants, don't you?"

Hey, where on earth IS MY ROOF!

Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

Hy munti how are you kaha par hai.........

How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?

Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

Boys shoulld tell tha trouserz its rude to point. LOL

this cat,is cat,how cat,you cat,keep cat,an cat,idiot cat,busy cat,for cat,20 cat,secondes cat...NOW READ IT WITHOUT THE WORD CAT

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?