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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
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Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
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What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."
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Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
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Wht's T maximum penalty of bigamy? 2 moTrs-in-law.
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We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
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Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrifice!
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I'll lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you, but I can't lend you my heart coz it already belongs to you.
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The world is so more beautiful with you around!
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When you left, my world turned upside down

There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

roseses are red violets are blue i cant stand your face so its the end of me with u

a man got on to the bus, and saw a really hot nun. he went up to her and talked to her. he wantd to have sex with her. nun said no. so the bus driver asked him , o u like the nun. he replied yes. bus driver says she goes to the grave every saturday at 9pm, pretend ur god. so he goes to the graveyard and finds the nun there. he asks to have sex and the replie is yes. after hours of sex the man says haha im not god. then the nun takes of her clothes and says hahaha im the bus driver.

Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.

What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy!

People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

He's got a head balder than a baby's arse.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.