Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!

Rules of Life: Assume Nothing, Xpect Little, Do More, Demand Less, Smile Often, Dream Big, Laugh a Lot, Pray Always, Cry Once for missing me everyday.

wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...

You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number

When it is raining setbacks, use your smile as an umbrella!

What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?

After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!

You are never too blond to learn !!!

You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant was no one but you.

In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 (151) 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185

More Sms Messages:


Dialogue between 2 undertakers. "Do you have sometimes a dead period?"


You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.


What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.


TO DO LIST: get up survive go to bed


Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again?


Common sense isn't common


U smel


How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner


I just want to be happy.


Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!