Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.


If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.


God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested


It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.


No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.


Did U hear about T Dutch man with T infl


DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS MEANT BY MOBILE M=meet O=on B=busy I=in L=life E=every where so now lets START


Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!


I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.


Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make one cries..


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More Sms Messages:


10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?!


I see your face when I am dreaming! That's why I always wake up screaming!


Where there's a will, I want to be in it


Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"


News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message


Do pilots take crash-courses?


Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.


When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.


What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to swim?"


Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.