Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move.

How can there be self-help groups?

Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!

aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you

I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.

If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

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More Sms Messages:


She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!


The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist


What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pill??? ......first some screwing before use


People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.


Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.


Stress is when you wake up and realizes that you haven't slept yet


Knock! Knock!


The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!


I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!


This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.




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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!