Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Hw does Bob Marley like his s&wiches? Wi jammin.


You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number


Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!


To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world


wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...


Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"


What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?


The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.


Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?


We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."


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More Sms Messages:


What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.


After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!


When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.


Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.


Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you


Love, knows no reason, knows no time, it has a sole intention of bringing people together to a time, called - F O R E V E R...


I see your face when I am dreaming! That's why I always wake up screaming!


If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.


There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.


Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.