Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Relax, its only Ones and Zeros
Seven days without laughter makes one weak!!
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."
Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make one cries..
Richness has eternal value if we use it to make others happy.
It is round and orange and says: ?I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big
Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.
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Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is..

stop it. oh u re still doing it. stop it right now. why re u fucking ur phone with ur thumb?


I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got

Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......

What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?

life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you have american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food.

If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.

Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.