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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
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While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."
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Hw do U occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up!
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Life is like toilet paper, long and useful !!!!
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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!
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Do witches run spell checkers?
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Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
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Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart. And, I have both.
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Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.
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I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.


Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

i lyk it ,i lyk it more than word more

If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would ?. rain all day !

Question: What's difference between Yogurt and Australia? Answer: One has a real live culture.

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better, we lose people we love but we never lose true friends.