Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...

Only 17% of all traffic accidents was caused by drunk drivers, so the other 83% was caused by, yes you got it....the sober ones among us!!

I love you so much !

How can there be self-help groups?

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make one cries..

I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and screaming like the people on his bus.

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

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More Sms Messages:


Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!


U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.


Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But don't worry... I'm sure science Will come up With something To help you.


If love were happiness, would all be sad when it ended.


friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx


Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.


If we quit voting will they all go away?


A blonde walks into a pizza shop and orders a pizza, the pizza guy says "do you want it cut into 6 or 8?" the blonde replys "6 please im not that hungry!"


What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards?


Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, he :-) .... me too xxx




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!