Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number


Constipated people don't give a crap


Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"


Question: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Answer: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.


I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.


It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.


Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.


Wht do U get if U cross a skunk with a boomerang? A bad smell U cnt get rid of.


Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..


Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.


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Drive carefully: 90% of people in this world are caused by accidents...


Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!


there are 12 months in a year, 7days a week, 24hours a day,60seconds a hour, and one of you in a lifetime.


your the sun to my shine your the peanut to my butter and your the boy to my friend


I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.


If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?


It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.


The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.


Those sms are not funny at ol..:-)


ATTITUDE RELOADED: I never prove 2 b gud enough 4 every1... Bt, I'm d best 4 dem who understand me..





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
If you are here - who is running hell?
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?