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Hw does Bob Marley like his s&wiches? Wi jammin.
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SMILE: S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling.
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No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
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When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..
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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
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Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never dies.
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I looked at the sky. The sky is beautiful. I looked at you. I looked at the sky again.
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Relax, its only Ones and Zeros
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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.
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Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...

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What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.

Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS

Hey, where on earth IS MY ROOF!

Question: What's difference between Yogurt and Australia? Answer: One has a real live culture.

The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don't loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands. Good Luck to U.

kisses that are blown are kisses that are wasted ,kisses arent kisses unless they are tasted, kisses spread germs germs are hated , but u can kiss me baby i'm vaccinated

The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else