Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!
In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?
Constipated people don't give a crap
People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
Hw does Bob Marley like his s&wiches? Wi jammin.
I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!
When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.
You many meet people better than me, funnier than me, more hilarious than me, but one thing I can say to you, I will 'ALWAYS' be there when they ALL leave YOU!
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The past becomes longer and longer and the future shorter and shorter, the hope in the future is bigger than the regrets for the past

It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.

Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!

Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.

There are a lot of birds whispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.

My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...

I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box

When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ? ? ? ? ? BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life

I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.