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While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."
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A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it
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I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
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Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make one cries..
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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
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By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.
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I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!
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SMILE: S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling.
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Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!

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Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

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I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T

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