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Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice! Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
Constipated people don't give a crap
I don't work here. I'm a consultant
Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make one cries..
Wht do U get if U cross a skunk with a boomerang? A bad smell U cnt get rid of.
If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
If it's too loud, you're too old
What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."
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How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.

Then come the wild weather, come sleet or come snow, we will stand by each other, however it blow.

I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.

What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

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There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.

I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.

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