Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!
It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...
2 aerials meet on a roof - fell in love & got married. T ceremony was terrible, but T reception was brilliant!
What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok you 2, don't start anything.
A chicken sandwitch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
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U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !
Brain Search: Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm.... still searching.......no brains found
Knock! Knock! Who's there? York. York who? York coming over to my place tonight?
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye. I don't worry, i don't cry. I'm just happy that cows can't fly.
roses r red violets r blu god made me pretty but wat happened to u
Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
Funny Jokes:Yo Mama So Fat She Had To Get Baptized
The Two Thousand Member Baptist Church Was Filled
A Blonde Is Working As A Lifeguard At A Swimming Pool When A Girl Begins To Drown Screaming Lifesaver
What Do U Call 100 Nuns In A Shop
You Might Be A Redneck If You Think Fast Food Is
A Blonde Was Driving To The Airport When She Saw A Sign
There Is A Red Man In A Red House With A Red Sofa
A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead All Enter A Swim Meet
Trump has been counting his protesters as supporters
There Were 3 People There Names Where Shutup Manners Poop
Ever Wonder Why The IRS Calls It Form 1040
A Biker Walks Into A Yuppie Bar
Have you seen the new HGTV show about the White House makeover
An Illinois Lady Left The Snow-filled Streets Of Chicago For A Vacation In Florida
A British Doctor A German Doctor And An American Doctor Were Chatting
What is the Beach Boys song Kokomo about
Yo Mama Is So Dumb When Her Radio
Do You Know Why Santa Is Always So Happy?
Your Mama Is So Stupid She Went To Jamaca
Why Did The Blonde Scale
Yo Mama Is So Dumb She Thought Taco Bell
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!