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What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
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Hw does Bob Marley like his s&wiches? Wi jammin.
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I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
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Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!
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Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
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How come night falls but day breaks?
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Ein Pessimist ist ein Optimist mit Erfahrung
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If love were happiness, would all be sad when it ended.
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Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
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why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?

Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK....

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.=)

How do you get off a non-stop flight?


What I feel for you, is really true. You got to know, I need you so. When you are gone, I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !!