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Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.
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aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!
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Tomorrow there is an other day. A day I?d rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!
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Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...
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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found
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This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
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I'll lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you, but I can't lend you my heart coz it already belongs to you.
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Women admire a man because he is strong, but they love him for his weaknesses.
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Rules of Life: Assume Nothing, Xpect Little, Do More, Demand Less, Smile Often, Dream Big, Laugh a Lot, Pray Always, Cry Once for missing me everyday.
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Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter. a summer too... but there? will never be.... another you!
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Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.

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If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

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If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

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