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aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!
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(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
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Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...
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Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?
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I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!
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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found
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What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
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How come night falls but day breaks?
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2 aerials meet on a roof - fell in love & got married. T ceremony was terrible, but T reception was brilliant!
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Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart. And, I have both.
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I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...

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