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aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
I May Not Be a clock That may Text U 24hrs a Day But My Heart Will be Like a Clock That will not s2p Caring & Saying U r always Remembered. Take Care.
Question: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Answer: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition
Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...
You may be recognized soon. Hide.
The world is so more beautiful with you around!
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You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.

my name is lanai i just want to share my experience and testimony here.. i was married for 6 years to my husband and all of a sudden, another woman came into the picture.. he started hating me and he was abusive. but i still loved him with all my heart and wanted him at all cost…then he filed for divorce. my whole life was turning apart and i didn't know what to do .he moved out of the house and abandoned the kids.. so someone told me about trying spiritual means to get my husband back and introduced me to a spell caster…so i decided to try it reluctantly. although i didn't believe in all those things… then when he consulted his gods and cast a return and love spell, after 3 days, my husband came back and was pleading. he had realized his mistakes. I just couldn't believe it. .anyways we are back together now and we are happy. in case anyone needs this man, his email address ogadayspellcaster@outlook.com his spells is for a better life. again his email is ogadayspellcaster@outlook.com or call him no this number +2348163974382

Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won't 4ever be in style, but having U as my 'lover' is 4ever worthwhile....

A butterfly needs its wings ... an ice bear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!

what is life what is love,who can tell it to me

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

I've seen more hair on a billiard ball

I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

The older I get, the older old is

Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me. How about you?