Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter. a summer too... but there? will never be.... another you!

We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.

If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would ?. rain all day !

If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you!

Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.

How come night falls but day breaks?

My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child. do we ruin our carpet or our life?

The present is just as mysterious as the future.

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

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More Sms Messages:


The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !


A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!


He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank


Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.


If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.


I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....


I've been kidnaped and they cut off the piece of my hand but my father said he want an0ther prove


I just want to be happy.


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.


Love, knows no reason, knows no time, it has a sole intention of bringing people together to a time, called - F O R E V E R...




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!