Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Wht do U get if U cross a skunk with a boomerang? A bad smell U cnt get rid of.


Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrifice!


When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ? ? ? ? ? BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life


No guts, no glory, no brain, same story


If it's too loud, you're too old


He said: ?I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening. When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.


Monday is one seventh of your life!


I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.


Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.


In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.


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Never stay, always leave. Its better.


She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard


KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..


Be nice to the ones who smoke every cigarette might be their last.


Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.


i ht Sm|g jSt tO prEtD 'M Ot hUrt. htE to gGgl tO Show 'll okY. hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr Cry. Stll lovE YOU t 'V t SaY gooDbY...


Yo i just got kicked out of barnes and nobles for putting all of the bibles in the fiction section.


Allow me to introduce my selves


What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.


the clouds are white the sky is blue, people like you are ment in the zoo, dont be angry you will find me there to, not in a cage but laughing at YOU. hahaahaha





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.