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Rules of Life: Assume Nothing, Xpect Little, Do More, Demand Less, Smile Often, Dream Big, Laugh a Lot, Pray Always, Cry Once for missing me everyday.
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Relax, its only Ones and Zeros
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Ein Pessimist ist ein Optimist mit Erfahrung
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What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.
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Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
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I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
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When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.
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The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?
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Women admire a man because he is strong, but they love him for his weaknesses.
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Everyday I see Lots of Strangers Passing By me, This makes me realized that, Life would be BORING, Without A person Like U...
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