Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Life has its Ups n Downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow. Have a Great Day

i have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person he hits gets a little bit of of my love... I HOPE HE BEATZ the S*#T out of U!! :) ...!!

2 aerials meet on a roof - fell in love & got married. T ceremony was terrible, but T reception was brilliant!

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

Then come the wild weather, come sleet or come snow, we will stand by each other, however it blow.

What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.

Abracadabra! Nope.....u still ugly!

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....

Wht do U cll a triple barrel shotgun? A trifle.

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More Sms Messages:


Roses are red , violets are blue , i have 5 fingas and one goes to you.


A friend is someone you can be alone with and have nothing to do and not be able to think of anything to say and be comfortable in the silence.


3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!


bite me


It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.


My Reality Check bounced.


I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.


Wht do U cll a triple barrel shotgun? A trifle.


Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.


womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life




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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
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No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
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