Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!
We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
I looked at the sky. The sky is beautiful. I looked at you. I looked at the sky again.
Then come the wild weather, come sleet or come snow, we will stand by each other, however it blow.
If it's too loud, you're too old
Hw do U occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up!
Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?
Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
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