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Wht's T maximum penalty of bigamy? 2 moTrs-in-law.
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It's hard for two people to love each other when they live in two different worlds. But when these two worlds collide and become one, that's what you call you and I.
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How come night falls but day breaks?
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
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What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.
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Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
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Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We don't know. Never happens.
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Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!
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What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
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What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
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friends are like baloons once yuu let em go yuu can neva get em bk so im gonna tie ya to me heart so i never lose yuu x x

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

There's a love that only you can give, a smile that only your lips can show, a twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes, and a life of mine that you alone can complete.

Question:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? Answer:About 45 pounds!!

Two Dwarfs went to a christmas party and found some women who they got on well with. After getting pissed they both toke the women to each others bedroom and has sex with them. The next day the first dwarf was asked by the second dwarf how was it, he replied i couldn't get it in. Then asked the second dwarf the same question. He replied u thought u got it bad i couldnt even get on the fucking bed.

Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!

I wish my eyes could speak what my heart feels for you, coz my lips can lie on what is true. My eyes couldn't coz even if I close them I could still see you.

The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.