Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you

I May Not Be a clock That may Text U 24hrs a Day But My Heart Will be Like a Clock That will not s2p Caring & Saying U r always Remembered. Take Care.

A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."

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More Sms Messages:


I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you


Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!


i love the 'y' i love the 'u' i love the 'o' put them together and i love 'you'


You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.


Most funniest sms: hehehehehaheahaha


When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.


If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...


It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.


I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't let you down.


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!