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Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.
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I love you so much !
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Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?
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I looked at the sky. The sky is beautiful. I looked at you. I looked at the sky again.
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I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T
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Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.
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My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!
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Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I ?ove You...
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The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
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Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!
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Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun jack got a shock and a mouth full of c**k cause jill was a pre opp tranny

Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!