Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ? ? ? ? ? BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life
Hw do U occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up!
You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number
By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.
Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?
Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...
The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?
To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world
Then come the wild weather, come sleet or come snow, we will stand by each other, however it blow.
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