Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Abracadabra! Nope.....u still ugly!


It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.


Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter. a summer too... but there? will never be.... another you!


Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering


I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha


Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?


Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.


The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.


It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.


I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you


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What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.


I'm afraid to die not because it will hurt or I don't know what will happen, but because I might be waiting for you in Heaven and be disappointed.


Question: What's diff between Michael Jackson and grocery bag? Answer: Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in.


A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here.


The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist


Money will buy a bed but not sleep, food but not appetite, amusement but not happiness. You see, money is not everything. Therefore, if you have too much, please send it to me ASAP!


roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...


Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never


Love is blind, ladies' underwear is Braille





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.