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Did U hear about T Dutch man with T infl

My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child. do we ruin our carpet or our life?

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter. a summer too... but there? will never be.... another you!

You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Abracadabra! Nope.....u still ugly!

What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.

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Question: What's difference between Yogurt and Australia? Answer: One has a real live culture.


Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die


I suck dick


(\_/) (=.=) (")(") a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...


Love based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.


A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.


love


I went 2 by sum camouflage trousers T oTr day But I cdnt find NE.


No


everyone wants 2 be the sun dat lights up your lyf.But I'd rather be ur moon,so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!