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Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...
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Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.
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What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
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When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.
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In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
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Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
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It is round and orange and says: ?I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big
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I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
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Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?
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Question: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Answer: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
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