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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Don't be sad, I love you!
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What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.
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U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
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Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
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Monday is one seventh of your life!
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I looked at the sky. The sky is beautiful. I looked at you. I looked at the sky again.
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Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.
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Y dnt c
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Only 17% of all traffic accidents was caused by drunk drivers, so the other 83% was caused by, yes you got it....the sober ones among us!!
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I love you so much !
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Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....

Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.

2 cows in a field. 1 cow says 'Hv U hrd about ths mad cow disease?'

Never miss a good chance to shut up

You are never too blond to learn !!!

Hey beautiful... youare sooclose tome that, . . . sumtyms i forget to put space even between the words...:-);-)

In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy.