Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

If it ain't broke, fix it until it is

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you

Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?

Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

Aiming to remain good sports, we park as close as possible near the sports centre

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Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?


Be nice to the ones who smoke every cigarette might be their last.


Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.


If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.


Lets punch captain crunch then we'll eat his face for lunch!



Girl:You like sleep? I like sleep too. boy:cool, lets do it together then.


FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...


Do u like prawns?


What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.