Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.
We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move.
Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter. a summer too... but there? will never be.... another you!
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ? ? ? ? ? BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life
Aiming to remain good sports, we park as close as possible near the sports centre
I looked at the sky. The sky is beautiful. I looked at you. I looked at the sky again.
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
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When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don't be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath.

I wanted to send you something that would make you smile... But the postman told me to get out of the mailbox

Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say... look he is working!

"Learn to appreciate art," I told my girlfriend. She said, "How could I appreciate you, then?"

you all a retarted.

He's got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure