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U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy.

I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you

No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.

I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo

How can there be self-help groups?

Aiming to remain good sports, we park as close as possible near the sports centre

They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

Seven days without laughter makes one weak!!

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What is a friend? I will tell you it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.


3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!


The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!


How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner


i really like u


A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are.


Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.


Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is..


Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...


Don't search for LOVE......Let love search for for you......That's why it's called LOVE....Because you don't actually......FORCE yourself to LOVE.......YOU JUST FALL LOVE



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!