Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

A butterfly needs its wings ... an ice bear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

You should know what it takes to look this cheap!

I love you! From the earth till the moon!

Knock! Knock! Who's There? A midget who cant reach the doorbell.

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Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!


She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers


Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.


What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you ? I love you


The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.


You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.


6 apples on the table 2 apples got.How many apples I have? *4? No...I have an 2 apples...b'coz.. I've got only 2 apples :p


Why do you always find one shoe Lon the streets ?


Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye. I don't worry, i don't cry. I'm just happy that cows can't fly.


OMG What Is That Big Fat Ugly Thing Over There Oh Shit IT's You





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.