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If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!
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The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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Only 17% of all traffic accidents was caused by drunk drivers, so the other 83% was caused by, yes you got it....the sober ones among us!!
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I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T
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Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.
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Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!
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Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.
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Constipated people don't give a crap
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Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
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True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

Lets punch captain crunch then we'll eat his face for lunch!

roses r red violets r blue i was born beautiful bt wat d hell happened 2 u

Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower. Wish u goodluck

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

If you're feeling lonely and you think there is nobody there to love, support, listen or show they care, just save this message and every time you realize it, it will remind you that a part of me is always there with you.

boys are equal the character Q a large zero with a small rod . phaha

it is not being in love thet makes me happy...but being in love WITH YOU that makes me happy

What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..