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A butterfly needs its wings ... an ice bear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
i have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person he hits gets a little bit of of my love... I HOPE HE BEATZ the S*#T out of U!! :) ...!!
Only 17% of all traffic accidents was caused by drunk drivers, so the other 83% was caused by, yes you got it....the sober ones among us!!
Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart. And, I have both.
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!
A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.
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i came here to drink milk and to kick arse, and i've just finished my milk.....

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply bícoz you are a sweet friend!!

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10 advantages of not having a "LOVER".. 1.save time. 2.can sleep well. 3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls.. 4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look.. 5.Can eat in any restaurant.. 6.No boring sms in the middle of night.. 7.Can talk with all gals.. 8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today".. 9.Can go anywhere with any one.. 10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes.. BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!

Lots of people stop working once they found a job!

Do witches run spell checkers?

If you think any of these are funny, i swear you don't have any friends. Yeah, I'm good.

Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down

Demons are a Ghouls best Friend