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My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!
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To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world
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When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the color ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love. Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?
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Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.
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Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
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It is round and orange and says: ?I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big
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Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter. a summer too... but there? will never be.... another you!
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I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you
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3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!
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Yo mama so crooked that she made the equator look good
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kisses that are blown are kisses that are wasted ,kisses arent kisses unless they are tasted, kisses spread germs germs are hated , but u can kiss me baby i'm vaccinated

Justin Bieber is gay!

I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!

You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you

Christmas is coming and the geese are getting fat.I don't like eating geese I would rather eat your two hat

Doctor asks: How's your headache? Patient: She is fine!

Demons are a Ghouls best Friend

The resemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.

I lve u undoubtebly,unlimitedly, uncontrolably & unstoppably.

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.