Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went it would be hell


If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!


When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!


There was a lil girl who wanted a bike and begged god for one so she begged god for one and he wasnt listening so she went 2 church ans snuck the Mary(gods mother) statue into her bookbagso when she got home she wrote a letter 2 god saying" god u better give me a bike because I GOT UR MOTHER"


I really love to see you smile coz a single smile from you lights up my day


Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.


Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!


Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.


What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already!


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More Sms Messages:


Allow me to introduce my selves


ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!)


Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H


They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up


He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank


I suck dick


The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)


No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems


A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!


Yo mama so ugly....hahahaha ahhh i love that joke





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
If you are here - who is running hell?
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?