Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already!
Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'
Lets punch captain crunch then we'll eat his face for lunch!
How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?
Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.
Never miss a good chance to shut up
When God opened the door of heaven, He saw me & asked what is ur wish 4 2day. I said lord plz take care of the1 reading this message.
U say nice isay sweet u say u like me I say I luv u u say lets get ratios together and I punch u
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Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!

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I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

Drink until she's cute But stop before the wedding!

i applied for a job at a mental hospital they told me i couldnt apply for a place i live.