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The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?
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Never miss a good chance to shut up
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Roses are red violets are blue i need to kill you
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It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
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What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.
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Hunny, why is there a rooster on my roof? Are youh' talking sexual to me or is there really a rooster on the roof' ?
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To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan but also believe. Best wishes for your exam.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Aunt. Aunt who? Aunt you glad Grandma's gone?
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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
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I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say

Ek baar ki baat hai , . Ek ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi Kissing . . . . Wowwww . . . Ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi KISSING . . . Par . . . . . Aap abi chote ho isliye . . . . . . . . . Some text missing;-)

If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

There are many types of ships. There are wooden ships, plastic ships, and metal ships. But the best and most important types of ships are friendships.

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me. How about you?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock.

Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.

The Planet is fine and the People are FUCKED!