Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

There was a lil girl who wanted a bike and begged god for one so she begged god for one and he wasnt listening so she went 2 church ans snuck the Mary(gods mother) statue into her bookbagso when she got home she wrote a letter 2 god saying" god u better give me a bike because I GOT UR MOTHER"

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

Never miss a good chance to shut up

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.

Y did T cnnibal rush over 2 T cafeteria? He hrd children wr half price.

hey lets have sex

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How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.


I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.


Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.


The best mirror is an old friend.


Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!


Be MorE Concerned AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!!


If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.


If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!


for all haters: the shit u hear about me might be true, but then again it could be as fake as the b*tch who told you!




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