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I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
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U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
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(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
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I believe that there is life after death. But I do not think I will live it.
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Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..
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Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
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When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the color ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love. Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?
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Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
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The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?
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I May Not Be a clock That may Text U 24hrs a Day But My Heart Will be Like a Clock That will not s2p Caring & Saying U r always Remembered. Take Care.
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I love you! From the earth till the moon!

(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!

For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, Somebody.

IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me, if u keep it u WANT me, if u simply ignore it, u really ADORE me! so, what r u going to do?

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her How to impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer

I believe that there is life after death. But I do not think I will live it.

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

blonde is on 1 side of a lake and yells 2 another blonde across the lake, 'How do I get 2 the other side?' The other blonde yells back, 'U R on the other side!'