Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I love you! From the earth till the moon!


A butterfly needs its wings ... an ice bear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!


If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!


If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you


I believe that there is life after death. But I do not think I will live it.


This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.


What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.


Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.


Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.


She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!


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More Sms Messages:


No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us



to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror!


All stressed out and no one to choke


Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.


A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.


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Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I ?ove You...


Allow me to introduce my selves


Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.