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roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...
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I believe that there is life after death. But I do not think I will live it.
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
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Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
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Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...
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Yo mama so crooked that she made the equator look good
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What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.
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Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..
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It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.

Yo mama so crooked that she made the equator look good

No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems

Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock.

Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.