Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the color ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love. Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?
Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
I love you so much !
Monday is one seventh of your life!
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move.
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.
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Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.

When it is raining setbacks, use your smile as an umbrella!

If you was born poor is not your fault but if you die poor is your fault.

Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!

Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...

How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.


I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.

jy is my sonskyn my rooiwyn my asmapompie my dagastompie maar myne sal jy bly

It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.