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Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
I May Not Be a clock That may Text U 24hrs a Day But My Heart Will be Like a Clock That will not s2p Caring & Saying U r always Remembered. Take Care.
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!
A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.
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Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!
Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?
The world is so more beautiful with you around!
roses are brown, violets are brown, why is a lepricon shitting in my garden?!
Love based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.
The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb.
If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?
I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time i spend with you. I think i'm falling in love with you!
Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth.
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
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