Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I looked at the sky. The sky is beautiful. I looked at you. I looked at the sky again.

I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you

when girl is age of 20, she is like Africa half unexplored. when she is 30, she is like India warm, Luxuriant, Magnifying. when she is 40, she is like America technically perfect. when she is 50, she is like Europe all of a ruin. when she is 60 she is like Siberia everybody knows where it is nobody like's to go there!

If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me!

Hw do U occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up!

Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry, Butch, and Jimmy. Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?

When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the color ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love. Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?

You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

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More Sms Messages:


Nok nok. Who's there? ..... Marie ...... Marie who? ...... Marie who wanna.!!


I lve u undoubtebly,unlimitedly, uncontrolably & unstoppably.


Why can't men get Mad Cow's Disease? Because they are pigs


i love him with my heart in soul the pain we he moved was neer forgotten never healed the time we spent i hold togather in my heart of shileds


To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world


What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant


I love working. I can look at it for hours.


He's got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure


Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive across the road.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.