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Wht do U get if U cross a skunk with a boomerang? A bad smell U cnt get rid of.
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What do 7'tall basketball players do in their off season? Go to the movies and sit in front of you
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What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.
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If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!
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I believe that there is life after death. But I do not think I will live it.
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roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...
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How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow
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If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?
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Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
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Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!
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bite me

If time does not wait for you, donít worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

I love working. I can look at it for hours.

You could park a bike on that bum

Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...

Love. All my life I have read about it, dreamt of it, waited for it, cried for it, needed it. Now with you, I have found it.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up.

Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???

If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will giveu a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.

A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.