Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Why were males created before females?
What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry, Butch, and Jimmy. Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?
What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok you 2, don't start anything.
My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!
You should know what it takes to look this cheap!
I love you! From the earth till the moon!
Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm? coz you have a cute text mate like me.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion

sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...

Hw do U occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up!

Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…

fg

Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children