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She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!
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He's got a head balder than a baby's arse.
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3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!
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Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move.
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Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I ?ove You...
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To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world
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Yo mama so crooked that she made the equator look good
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A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!
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EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...

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roses are red violets are blue, just wanted to let you know I'm thinking of you! <3

There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!

This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."

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Confucious say Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the whole woman have more.

What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.

Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?

Last nite i sent an angel 2 guard u but d angel came back telin me dat angels don't guard demselves y didn't u tell me u were an angel?