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A chicken sandwitch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
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This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
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How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow
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Do witches run spell checkers?
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It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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Why were males created before females?
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The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
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If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you
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A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Question: How did the Pollack burn his face? Answer: Bobbing for french fries.

My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Question: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? Answer: There have been sightings of UFOs.

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I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier

If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don't be too sad... be glad that your paths have crossed.

Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.