Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.
If it's too loud, you're too old
Why were males created before females?
I love you! From the earth till the moon!
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.
The present is just as mysterious as the future.
i love the 'y' i love the 'u' i love the 'o' put them together and i love 'you'
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me!
More Sms Messages:
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No you can have turkey like everyone else !
Love is ... being married to your best friend.
Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower. Wish u goodluck
Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is
What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
Brain Search: Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm.... still searching.......no brains found
Funny Jokes:A Family Of Three Tomatoes Were Walking Downtown One Day When The Little Baby Tomato Started Lagging Behind
This Is An Actual Account By A Worker At A Technical Support And Service Center
Yo Mama Is So Dumb She Took A Spoon
What Did The Maxi Pad Say To The Fart
Why Has The Enron Scandal Been So Hard On ESL Teachers
What Is 40 Feet Long And Smells Like Urine
A Brummie Guy Was Showing The Blonde Girl The L And R Tags In His Wellies
Two Children Were Sitting Outside A Clinic
If Donald Trump had a sense of humor
How Do You Get A Fat Lady In Bed
To Get Into Heaven You Had To Walk Up 100 Stairs But On Each Stair God Asks You A Joke If You Laugh You Go To HELL
Your Daddy Is So Nasty The Last Time
She Is So Blonde That When She Missed Bus 44
What Is The Difference Between A Blonde And An Inflatable Doll
Your Mums Ass So Big When She Walked Outside
Celebrities Say The Darndest Things
Santa Claus The Tooth Fairy An Honest Lawyer And An Old Drunk Are Walking Down The Street
Brief History Of Medicine
The Two Cows Example of Political Philosophy
This Apparently Was A Real Memo Sent At A Computer Company To Its Employees In All Seriousness
Doctor I Have Good News And Bad News
Top Funny Jokes:
One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!