Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.
when girl is age of 20, she is like Africa half unexplored. when she is 30, she is like India warm, Luxuriant, Magnifying. when she is 40, she is like America technically perfect. when she is 50, she is like Europe all of a ruin. when she is 60 she is like Siberia everybody knows where it is nobody like's to go there!
Why were males created before females?
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry, Butch, and Jimmy. Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?
My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!
When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the color ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love. Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?
Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
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Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!

Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one naman a!"

One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

Someday you'll 4get abt me, ...my name, ...my voice, who I am & who I am 2 you... But even if you 4get abt me, I just wan u to know... I'll never 4get you...

to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror!

Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.