Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

A chicken sandwitch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".

They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry, Butch, and Jimmy. Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?

By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.

You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

Money will buy a bed but not sleep, food but not appetite, amusement but not happiness. You see, money is not everything. Therefore, if you have too much, please send it to me ASAP!

I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.

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I really love to see you smile coz a single smile from you lights up my day


What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pill??? ......first some screwing before use


my sister birthday today on may 2 ,2012


T oTr thinks & replies 'Yep but it doesn't affect us rabbits.'


The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??


You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number


MRE


what's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says cookle doddle doo and a prostitute says any cock will do..


Question: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Answer: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.


I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.