Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.

If it's too loud, you're too old

Why were males created before females?

I love you! From the earth till the moon!

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.

The present is just as mysterious as the future.

i love the 'y' i love the 'u' i love the 'o' put them together and i love 'you'

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me!

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More Sms Messages:


Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No you can have turkey like everyone else !


Love is ... being married to your best friend.


Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower. Wish u goodluck


Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is



What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.


Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!


This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.


Brain Search: Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm.... still searching.......no brains found


Knock! Knock!



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!