Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I only use de-odorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry, Butch, and Jimmy. Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?
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Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.
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What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.
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I love you! From the earth till the moon!
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Abracadabra! Nope.....u still ugly!
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Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you.
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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok you 2, don't start anything.
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In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.
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Add a bed. Subtract the sheets. Divide the legs. And try not to multiply. By Destiny Carothers
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When i open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u ... why should only I suffer ?

Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed !

Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.

We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude.

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)

The present is just as mysterious as the future.

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)