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When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the color ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love. Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?

By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We don't know. Never happens.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry, Butch, and Jimmy. Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?

Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you.

Be nice to the ones who smoke every cigarette might be their last.

Stress is when you wake up and realizes that you haven't slept yet

How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!

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The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??


EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...


My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere. I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet.


Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We don't know. Never happens.


Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...


Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.


Why can't men get Mad Cow's Disease? Because they are pigs


one day a girl named arsehole sang "happy birthday to you you live in a fucking zoo you look like a peice of poo and you smell of a fucking bitch!"


Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!