Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.

Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.

Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.

A ring is round, A well is deep & in ur arms i long to sleep & in your bed i long to lie no 1 else but u & i A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z oops! i miss "U" If u read,u owe me a HUG, if u delete,u Owe me a KISS, if u save,u owe me a DATE, if u return txt msg 2 me, u OWE me All, bt if u ignore, U r MINe! So wat will U do?

Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!

She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!

What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.

Good advice, whatever happens, make it look like to intend to.

Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!

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More Sms Messages:


I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me you?


It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.


There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever


Hey beautiful... youare sooclose tome that, . . . sumtyms i forget to put space even between the words...:-);-)


Roses are red violets are he for me and not for you if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face!!!!! True....


My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!


9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!


Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!


In The Event Of A Fire Please Read Below Not Now Yhuu Thick Cubt. Onli In The Event Of A Fire..


Demons are a Ghouls best Friend





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.