Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.
Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.
roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
What do 7'tall basketball players do in their off season? Go to the movies and sit in front of you
Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
I believe that there is life after death. But I do not think I will live it.
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The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..

Exceptions always outnumber rules

Ein Pessimist ist ein Optimist mit Erfahrung

It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

I wish a wish for u. Its a wish I wish for few. The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u.

Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.

You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number? Sorry!

To love, you have to be loved and let them in.

Do u like prawns?