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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry, Butch, and Jimmy. Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?
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Add a bed. Subtract the sheets. Divide the legs. And try not to multiply. By Destiny Carothers
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when girl is age of 20, she is like Africa half unexplored. when she is 30, she is like India warm, Luxuriant, Magnifying. when she is 40, she is like America technically perfect. when she is 50, she is like Europe all of a ruin. when she is 60 she is like Siberia everybody knows where it is nobody like's to go there!
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The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.
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What do 7'tall basketball players do in their off season? Go to the movies and sit in front of you
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You should know what it takes to look this cheap!
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I love you! From the earth till the moon!
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Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
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They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!
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How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow
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Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

i ht Sm|g jSt tO prEtD 'M Ot hUrt. htE to gGgl tO Show 'll okY. hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr Cry. Stll lovE YOU t 'V t SaY gooDbY...

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