Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me!
We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
Do witches run spell checkers?
The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!
Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
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to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror!

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Real love is the history of enormous patience.