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Add a bed. Subtract the sheets. Divide the legs. And try not to multiply. By Destiny Carothers
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Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
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What do 7'tall basketball players do in their off season? Go to the movies and sit in front of you
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I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children
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What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.
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If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.
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Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you.
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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok you 2, don't start anything.
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Two blondes were driving to Disney Land when they saw a sign that read, "Disney Land left" So they turned round and went home.
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They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!
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Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

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People are children............life is love...........and you are sunshine.

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

i applied for a job at a mental hospital they told me i couldnt apply for a place i live.


Do witches run spell checkers?

When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its 3.95 per minute!

Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.