Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.


Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you


Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one ? forever ....


Hw do U occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up!


It's hard for two people to love each other when they live in two different worlds. But when these two worlds collide and become one, that's what you call you and I.


This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.


News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message


What do 7'tall basketball players do in their off season? Go to the movies and sit in front of you


Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you.


I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo


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More Sms Messages:


U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!


I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....


the rain makes all nights beautiful.the grass and flowers to.if rain makes all nights beautiful why doesnt it rain on u?


Money will buy a bed but not sleep, food but not appetite, amusement but not happiness. You see, money is not everything. Therefore, if you have too much, please send it to me ASAP!


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When it is raining setbacks, use your smile as an umbrella!


I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.


When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.


What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.


U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.