Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Stress is when you wake up and realizes that you haven't slept yet

Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!

You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.

Good advice, whatever happens, make it look like to intend to.

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We don't know. Never happens.

If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me!

If love were happiness, would all be sad when it ended.

We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

Hw do U occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up!

Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!

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More Sms Messages:


although u may stop loving me,i will always love you


Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.


Wht do U cll a h&cuffed man? Trus2rthy.


U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.


Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!


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Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.


Hw does Bob Marley like his s&wiches? Wi jammin.


I'll love you till the end! And then some more.


Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children




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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!