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What do 7'tall basketball players do in their off season? Go to the movies and sit in front of you
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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito or her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
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If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.
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It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
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If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you
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What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.
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I only use de-odorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
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GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
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Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you.
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Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.
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Hunny, why is there a rooster on my roof? Are youh' talking sexual to me or is there really a rooster on the roof' ?

Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

Yesterday night I lay on my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered...

When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?

Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake? Tarzipan!

Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette might be their last.

T oTr thinks & replies 'Yep but it doesn't affect us rabbits.'