Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.
What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.
A butterfly needs its wings ... an ice bear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!
Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart. And, I have both.
What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you ? I love you
Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder and hold you close to me and answer with a smile: "Like this!"
If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep forever.
More Sms Messages:
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, he :-) .... me too xxx
How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden.
Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?
For sale complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 74 volumes. Good condition. £1,000 ONO. No longer needed, got married, T wife knows eVthing!
Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...
If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.
I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...
Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!
Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.
Funny Jokes:How Many Manic Depressives Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?
A Minister Told His Congregation Next Week I Plan To Preach About The Sin Of Lying
What Do You Get When You Cross A Stripper With A Model
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What Does J Lo And A Doorknobs Have In Common
George Bush Is So Dumb He Thinks The Joint Chiefs Of Staff
Yo Mama Is So Hairy Bigfoot Takes
How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs
Warning To Shoplifters
A Man Walks Into A Bar And Orders One Shot
Sherlock Holmes And Matthew Watson Were On A Camping And Hiking Trip
Yo Mama So Tall She Tripped And
The Psychology Instructor Had Just Finished A Lecture On Mental Health And Was Giving An Oral Test
What Do Porcupines Say After They Kiss
One Day A Man Walks Into A Tattoo Parlor And Tells The Tattoo Artist That He Wanted A 100 Dollar Bill Tattooed On His Dick
Paddy The Englishman Paddy The Irishman Paddy The Scotsman And Paddy The Welshman Were All Flying Together In An Airliner
Did You Know That Dihoreaah
Yo Mama So Tall She Tripped Over A Rock
Yo Mama Is So Fat That When She
Why Do The Teletubbies Go To The Toilet Together?
What Is The Difference Between A Good Beer And A Woman
Top Funny Jokes:
One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!