Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.

A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.

Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may not be disturbed

We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

i love the 'y' i love the 'u' i love the 'o' put them together and i love 'you'

Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you.

roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...

It's hard for two people to love each other when they live in two different worlds. But when these two worlds collide and become one, that's what you call you and I.

I used 2 like trac2rs... ...but now I'm an extrac2r fan.

What do 7'tall basketball players do in their off season? Go to the movies and sit in front of you

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10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?!


(\_/) (=.=) (")(") a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...


If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.


I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why. A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.


MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.


got nu bf 2bad 4u l8r


Question: What's diff between Michael Jackson and grocery bag? Answer: Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in.


How come night falls but day breaks?


6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND


Wht did 1 magnet say 2 T oTr magnet? I find U V





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Try an internship! Internships give you all the experience of a summer job without the hassle of a paycheck.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?