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Abracadabra! Nope.....u still ugly!
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The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!
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Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.
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The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
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A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.
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Knock! Knock! Who's There? A midget who cant reach the doorbell.
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Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We don't know. Never happens.
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FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
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Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.
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How can there be self-help groups?
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Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.

Hey!!

Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!

Wht did 1 magnet say 2 T oTr magnet? I find U V

roses are red,violet is blue..if u will not reply me "i will kill you"

Life is like a nose, you have to take out what is in it !

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

Trains never follow the schedule, they follow the rails

love sasah nd no1 else, gat no sweet messages bt pretty gal