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GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
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Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.
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Knock! Knock! Who's There? A midget who cant reach the doorbell.
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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok you 2, don't start anything.
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What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito or her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
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The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!
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We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
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I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo
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FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
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