Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you.
If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me!
Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you
Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...
Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one ? forever ....
I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo
I used 2 like trac2rs... ...but now I'm an extrac2r fan.
The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!
We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
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If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?

=o00o====o00o== / / ,***. / / ! '( o o ) / ! ' (--) / The nominee for best friend are you, you & you. But the winner is me because i have you

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

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Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

The road to a friend's house is never long.

Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!

The past becomes longer and longer and the future shorter and shorter, the hope in the future is bigger than the regrets for the past

Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.

God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.