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Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
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I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo
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A chicken sandwitch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
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This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
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Why were males created before females?
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We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok you 2, don't start anything.
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We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
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Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
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