Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Everyday I see Lots of Strangers Passing By me, This makes me realized that, Life would be BORING, Without A person Like U...


It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.


You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !


What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.


The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.


We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!


A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.


Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?


How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.


Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!


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More Sms Messages:


That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.


Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!


I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.


It's best friends that light the way through the bad times.


In a friend you find a second self.


Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.


A chicken sandwitch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".


Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!


Two blondes were driving to Disney Land when they saw a sign that read, "Disney Land left" So they turned round and went home.


i am gay wht are you





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.