Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow

i love the 'y' i love the 'u' i love the 'o' put them together and i love 'you'

She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.

We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

I used 2 like trac2rs... ...but now I'm an extrac2r fan.

Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.

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hey there cutie how about you come over to myspace so you can twitter on my yahoo, then ill google all over your facebook ;)


3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!


My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...



What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.


All computers wait at the same speed.


Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.


This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.


I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.


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