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Why were males created before females?
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The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!
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Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.
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You should know what it takes to look this cheap!
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Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.
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Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
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We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
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Knock! Knock! Who's There? A midget who cant reach the doorbell.
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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito or her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
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When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.
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your voice sound like that of a fly that is being tied on a selophine crying 4 help.... Lol

Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."