Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.
Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you
They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!
Add a bed. Subtract the sheets. Divide the legs. And try not to multiply. By Destiny Carothers
I used 2 like trac2rs... ...but now I'm an extrac2r fan.
I only use de-odorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
A chicken sandwitch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.
Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
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