Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy!

roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...

Add a bed. Subtract the sheets. Divide the legs. And try not to multiply. By Destiny Carothers

i applied for a job at a mental hospital they told me i couldnt apply for a place i live.

What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder and hold you close to me and answer with a smile: "Like this!"

Love is ... being married to your best friend.

Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.

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The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.


A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.


The longest sentence known to man: "I do."


A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.


Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.


Boys shoulld tell tha trouserz its rude to point. LOL


The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...


If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.


the girl says to her baby dad let me see your dick he say i did we fack oready she says o we did he say we did it becus u a ho lol




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!