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If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me!
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GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
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Wht do U cll a dog with no legs? It doesn't m
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I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.
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How can there be self-help groups?
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Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may not be disturbed
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I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
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Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.
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Stress is when you wake up and realizes that you haven't slept yet
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Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
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What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.

People wasted a lot of time talking about who came first, the chicken or the egg, but it was surely the cock.

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!

why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?

Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you Start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? York. York who? York coming over to my place tonight?

In a friend you find a second self.

Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me. How about you?

They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.