Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.


Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!


Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!


The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.


Add a bed. Subtract the sheets. Divide the legs. And try not to multiply. By Destiny Carothers


Good advice, whatever happens, make it look like to intend to.


Stress is when you wake up and realizes that you haven't slept yet


a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)


Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.


What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!


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More Sms Messages:


Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.


The longest sentence known to man: "I do."


What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.


Mary had a little lamb The doctor fainted!!!


How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.


Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!


Why can you buy cigarettes in a gas station where it is forbidden to smoke ?


Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you


This turkey tastes like an old settee. Well, you asked for something with plenty of stuffing.


If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.