Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry, Butch, and Jimmy. Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?
Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most
Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one ? forever ....
Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may not be disturbed
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you
Two blondes were driving to Disney Land when they saw a sign that read, "Disney Land left" So they turned round and went home.
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito or her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children
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A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!

It may sound simple, nothing unique or original... but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you 'I Miss You Alot!'

Keep the school clean ... stay home!

Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...

Lots of people stop working once they found a job!

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

Roses are red violates are blue please let me fuck you