Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)
Stress is when you wake up and realizes that you haven't slept yet
Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
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I love you! From the earth till the moon!

They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

There are so many things I have to do, that I should better go to sleep.

Har rat hum tumhe yaad karte kiya hai, sitaro me tumhe dekha karte hai, lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai.

Hey babe, how about you come over to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo until I Google all over your Facebook ;)

Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...

How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummeasles are better so can I come in?

The words are easy when the language is LOVE !