Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.

Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!

Money will buy a bed but not sleep, food but not appetite, amusement but not happiness. You see, money is not everything. Therefore, if you have too much, please send it to me ASAP!

Y dnt c

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm? coz you have a cute text mate like me.

What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.

Everyday I see Lots of Strangers Passing By me, This makes me realized that, Life would be BORING, Without A person Like U...

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More Sms Messages:


I love you even more than when I started this sentence.


ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!)


Jgat


As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.


You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!


Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.


Out of my mind.back in five minutes


Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.


Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.


Heloo I guess ders an error in ur brain.




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!