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The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
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If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...
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When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.
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Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most
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The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
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Wht do U get if U cross a skunk with a boomerang? A bad smell U cnt get rid of.
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A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.
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Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !
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Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
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I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.
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In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

It's best friends that light the way through the bad times.

I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!

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