Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm? coz you have a cute text mate like me.


Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.


Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.


Life has its Ups n Downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow. Have a Great Day


Good advice, whatever happens, make it look like to intend to.


Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...


A ring is round, A well is deep & in ur arms i long to sleep & in your bed i long to lie no 1 else but u & i A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z oops! i miss "U" If u read,u owe me a HUG, if u delete,u Owe me a KISS, if u save,u owe me a DATE, if u return txt msg 2 me, u OWE me All, bt if u ignore, U r MINe! So wat will U do?


I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children


If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...


By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.


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Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.


When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!


Ek baar ki baat hai , . Ek ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi Kissing . . . . Wowwww . . . Ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi KISSING . . . Par . . . . . Aap abi chote ho isliye . . . . . . . . . Some text missing;-)


Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.


Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is..


The strongest muscle of the human body is the tongue.


First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.


Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito or her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."


Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!


I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
If you are here - who is running hell?
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?