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I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you
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Abracadabra! Nope.....u still ugly!
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a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)
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Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?
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Wht do U get if U cross a skunk with a boomerang? A bad smell U cnt get rid of.
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Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.
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Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
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Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you
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Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one ? forever ....
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The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
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Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !

As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat

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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

Wht do U cll a triple barrel shotgun? A trifle.