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Why did the blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
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Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm? coz you have a cute text mate like me.
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a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)
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He's got the dress sense of an Oxfam model.
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Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!
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Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?
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If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...
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The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
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Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!
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I Want triplets you want twins.... Lets get in bed and see who wins

Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.

If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

She's angrier than a Bear with a sore head

You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number? Sorry!

What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?

i love him with my heart in soul the pain we he moved was neer forgotten never healed the time we spent i hold togather in my heart of shileds

Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!