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As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)
Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...
Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
2 men R fishing. A funeral march goes by. T 1st man places his h
I went 2 by sum camouflage trousers T oTr day But I cdnt find NE.
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
Love is ... being married to your best friend.
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? It's like when dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
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A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.
If time does not wait for you, donít worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
Chelsea signed 2 players from Icel&. Ranieri said 'If Ty R no good he wll try Sainsburys.
I love you! From the earth till the moon!
Cn we hav sex ? Put on a condom .. Cn u lick my dick ? Ja bt afta u put a condom on ?
The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
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Funny Jokes:For Weeks A Six-year Old Lad Kept Telling His First-grade Teacher About The Baby Brother Or Sister That Was Expected At His House
A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead Are On The Run From The Law When They Find An Old Barn To Hide Out In
Yo Mama So Fat One Day She Had One Pair Of Tight Yellow Britches
What is the Beach Boys song Kokomo about
A Woman Called The Canon Help Desk With A Problem With Her Printer
The Only Difference Between Your Face
My Uncle Ran For Senate Last Year
One Day There Was A Blind Man Walking Down The Street And He Smelled Oranges So He Bought Some Fruit
Three Men Go To A Church And Ask To Be Forgiven
How Do You Stop A Blonde Tank
Why Did George W Bush Cross The Road 3
The Two Cows Example of Political Philosophy
A Blonde With Two Red Ears Went To Her Doctor
Hard Work Has A Future Payoff
Yo Mama Is So Short She Poses
How Many Blondes Does It Take To Play Tag
Yo Mama Is So Fat When You Slap Her Leg
You Might Be A Redneck If You Think The Last Words To The Star Spangled Banner
Yo Mama Hair So Short When She Braided
Real Bumper Stickers Found On Real Cars
The Four Stages Of Life
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.