Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Good advice, whatever happens, make it look like to intend to.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
A ring is round, A well is deep & in ur arms i long to sleep & in your bed i long to lie no 1 else but u & i A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z oops! i miss "U" If u read,u owe me a HUG, if u delete,u Owe me a KISS, if u save,u owe me a DATE, if u return txt msg 2 me, u OWE me All, bt if u ignore, U r MINe! So wat will U do?
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We don't know. Never happens.
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.
By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.
I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
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Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

Memories is treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some'll forget you when you are gone, but I'll remember you no matter how long.

Christmas is coming and the geese are getting fat.I don't like eating geese I would rather eat your two hat

No man is useless while he has a friend.

I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.

The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..

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A waist is a terrible thing to mind