Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

2 men R fishing. A funeral march goes by. T 1st man places his h

He's got a head balder than a baby's arse.

Jesus said 2 John cum forth and I'll give u eternal life John came fifth and won a toaster

Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.

Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?

Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.

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More Sms Messages:


If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?


aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!


A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friendship is one mind in two bodies.


What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to swim?"


They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?


Never let a man's mind wander, It's too little to be out on it's own!!!!


I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you


Don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you


Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time!


thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.