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positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank God that, cows dont fly!
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To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan but also believe. Best wishes for your exam.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
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Hunny, why is there a rooster on my roof? Are youh' talking sexual to me or is there really a rooster on the roof' ?
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For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"
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I get by with a little help from my friends.
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hey lets have sex
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Where are the first 6 up's ?
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What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later.
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Roses Are Red, Viloets Are Blue, I Was Born Beautiful What The Hell Happened To You?
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Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

People are not afraid of how bad you are, People are afraid of how good you are.

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...


For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here?

I don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't wanna see, see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you

Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one ? forever ....

ALGEBRAnswer: A weapon of math destruction.

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.