Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

A lot of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come.

Aren?

If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !

Trains never follow the schedule, they follow the rails

i got thrown out of mcdonalds this morning- the girl was an absolute stunner and she askked me if she could make it large for 30p? i replied that she already had but could she wank me off for an extra 1? ;)

I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.

Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.

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When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....


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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
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