Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you Start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
U say nice isay sweet u say u like me I say I luv u u say lets get ratios together and I punch u
For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"
Thinking of tomorrow brings tears to my eyes, coz tomorrow we might have to say good bye. But if tomorrow, it should be d end, d best memory I'd take wid me was d day you became my friend.Eric says so
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
Where are the first 6 up's ?
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.
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what is life what is love,who can tell it to me

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As useful as a grave robber in a crematorium

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

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