Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.


What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already!


How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?


Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'


hi bitches


I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.


Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.


Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.


Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!


A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.


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U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.


yo mama so ugly she made YOU look H O T!


That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.


What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?


Last nite i sent an angel 2 guard u but d angel came back telin me dat angels don't guard demselves y didn't u tell me u were an angel?


Friendship is like a glass, handle it whit care, when it's broken it's hard to repair.


my name is lanai i just want to share my experience and testimony here.. i was married for 6 years to my husband and all of a sudden, another woman came into the picture.. he started hating me and he was abusive. but i still loved him with all my heart and wanted him at all cost…then he filed for divorce. my whole life was turning apart and i didn't know what to do .he moved out of the house and abandoned the kids.. so someone told me about trying spiritual means to get my husband back and introduced me to a spell caster…so i decided to try it reluctantly. although i didn't believe in all those things… then when he consulted his gods and cast a return and love spell, after 3 days, my husband came back and was pleading. he had realized his mistakes. I just couldn't believe it. .anyways we are back together now and we are happy. in case anyone needs this man, his email address ogadayspellcaster@outlook.com his spells is for a better life. again his email is ogadayspellcaster@outlook.com or call him no this number +2348163974382


If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!


Monday is one seventh of your life!


I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.