Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.
Mary had a little lamb The doctor fainted!!!
Why did the blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!
If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep forever.
Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.
As rare as a Blonde virgin
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes
Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.
Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face - NO SEX!
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