Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy!


Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder


Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?


If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep forever.


If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...


Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.


Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We don't know. Never happens.


If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!


Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito or her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."


Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.


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More Sms Messages:


Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.


You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!


What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.


My wife dresses 2 kill T only problem is th


friends are like baloons once yuu let em go yuu can neva get em bk so im gonna tie ya to me heart so i never lose yuu x x


If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...


If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.


I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T


The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.


Someone told me you texted like an owl. Who. hahahahahha





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.