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Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!
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He's got the dress sense of an Oxfam model.
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By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.
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Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.
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i love the 'y' i love the 'u' i love the 'o' put them together and i love 'you'
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Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!
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Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !
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Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.
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As rare as a Blonde virgin
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Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.
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It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.

Confucious say Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the whole woman have more.

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Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

In my life I learned how 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldnt learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.

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