Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u. Theres a warmth in my heart It haunts me when you're gone Mend me to your side and never let go Say Time knows nothing, we'll never grow cold The more I live The more I know Whats simple is true I love you If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)

He's got a head balder than a baby's arse.

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.

Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? It's like when dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

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More Sms Messages:


There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me thatís up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.


Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?



What I feel for you, is really true. You got to know, I need you so. When you are gone, I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?


When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!



Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.


The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.


This turkey tastes like an old settee. Well, you asked for something with plenty of stuffing.


My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.