Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

2 men R fishing. A funeral march goes by. T 1st man places his h

Why did the blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

(\_/) (=.=) (")(") a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...

On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.

Jesus said 2 John cum forth and I'll give u eternal life John came fifth and won a toaster

I went 2 by sum camouflage trousers T oTr day But I cdnt find NE.

everyone wants 2 be the sun dat lights up your lyf.But I'd rather be ur moon,so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around.

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you ? I love you

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Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.


There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...


It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.


We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!


Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.


Life is what happens when you plan to do other things -- John Lennon


The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.


When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!


I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time i spend with you. I think i'm falling in love with you!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.