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Why did the blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
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i love the 'y' i love the 'u' i love the 'o' put them together and i love 'you'
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Memories is treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some'll forget you when you are gone, but I'll remember you no matter how long.
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To be disturbed by the beep of your phone only means that somehow, somewhere, somebody is thinking of you and at this very moment, that's me. Love you always.
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By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.
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He's got the dress sense of an Oxfam model.
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As rare as a Blonde virgin
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Life is hard, but the front of a train is harder...
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Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.
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My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child. do we ruin our carpet or our life?

My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...

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I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....

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