Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

A ring is round, A well is deep & in ur arms i long to sleep & in your bed i long to lie no 1 else but u & i A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z oops! i miss "U" If u read,u owe me a HUG, if u delete,u Owe me a KISS, if u save,u owe me a DATE, if u return txt msg 2 me, u OWE me All, bt if u ignore, U r MINe! So wat will U do?
Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
Y did T farmer win a noBl prize? Bcoz he was out st&ing in his field! Y did T jelly baby go 2 school? Bcoz it wanted 2 B a smarty.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
i love the 'y' i love the 'u' i love the 'o' put them together and i love 'you'
Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
Chelsea signed 2 players from Icel&. Ranieri said 'If Ty R no good he wll try Sainsburys.
Life has its Ups n Downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow. Have a Great Day
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Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.

When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.

Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!

i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx

Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die

Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!

What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.

You could park a bike on that bum