Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes


Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.


What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...


Mary had a little lamb The doctor fainted!!!


If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.


Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.


2 men R fishing. A funeral march goes by. T 1st man places his h


He's got the dress sense of an Oxfam model.


Roses are red, Violets are blue, Don't be sad, I love you!


Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face - NO SEX!


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Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.


Knock! Knock! Who's There? A midget who cant reach the doorbell.


To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world


There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...


We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!


CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this


CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this


True luv is eternal... Cherish da luv when U've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would b difficult 2 get it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U..


There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime.


Stress is when you wake up and realizes that you haven't slept yet





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.