Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.
What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy!
Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!
Love is ... being married to your best friend.
(\_/) (=.=) (")(") a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...
Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
Memories is treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some'll forget you when you are gone, but I'll remember you no matter how long.
You think I'm nice, I think you're nice. You think I'm kind, I think you're kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I'm cute, and I think you're right.
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I see your face when I am dreaming! That's why I always wake up screaming!

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.