Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face - NO SEX!

Good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

Life is hard, but the front of a train is harder...

When you turn you nose 180 degrees, you would drown when it rains

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Whereever you go or when, you will always be near me.

God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

Wht do U cll a dog with no legs? It doesn't m

Mary had a little lamb The doctor fainted!!!

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For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, Somebody.


a message wrote on a t-shirt..excusme,my face is above..


When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?


What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you ? I love you


Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!


If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life


I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me you?


When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!


I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?


The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.





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