Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face - NO SEX!


If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder and hold you close to me and answer with a smile: "Like this!"


Why did the blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!


Two blondes were driving to Disney Land when they saw a sign that read, "Disney Land left" So they turned round and went home.


ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.


Life is hard, but the front of a train is harder...


The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.


Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.


Jesus said 2 John cum forth and I'll give u eternal life John came fifth and won a toaster


Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.


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Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.


Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!


How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.


Copernicus said:? men with dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts."


i have a willy but dont be so silly because my name is lilly which means i am a girl.


Q:What do u call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer:)


Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most


If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!


HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!


How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.