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Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
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Y did T farmer win a noBl prize? Bcoz he was out st&ing in his field! Y did T jelly baby go 2 school? Bcoz it wanted 2 B a smarty.
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Life is hard, but the front of a train is harder...
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Mary had a little lamb The doctor fainted!!!
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life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you have american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food.
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You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
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Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face - NO SEX!
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everyone wants 2 be the sun dat lights up your lyf.But I'd rather be ur moon,so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around.
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Love is ... being married to your best friend.
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You think I'm nice, I think you're nice. You think I'm kind, I think you're kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I'm cute, and I think you're right.
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If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..

What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.

Allow me to introduce my selves

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery

When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Do you think I can live for another forty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another forty years?

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed! And of course adonkey to pay her bills!!