Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.

Good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.

God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

Chelsea signed 2 players from Icel&. Ranieri said 'If Ty R no good he wll try Sainsburys.

Why did the blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !

People are not afraid of how bad you are, People are afraid of how good you are.

It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails. With ahunting knife. And he ran into me. Backwards. 17 times.

Life is hard, but the front of a train is harder...

Do witches run spell checkers?

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More Sms Messages:


No man is useless while he has a friend.


God made man and then rested, God made women and then no one rested


Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!


Tomorrow there is an other day. A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!


A man's friendships are one of the best measures of his worth.


She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!


You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.


Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes


hi guys whats up


Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!