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Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
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We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
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2 men R fishing. A funeral march goes by. T 1st man places his h
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If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
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If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep forever.
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Chelsea signed 2 players from Icel&. Ranieri said 'If Ty R no good he wll try Sainsburys.
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Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die
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Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face - NO SEX!
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Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.
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IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me, if u keep it u WANT me, if u simply ignore it, u really ADORE me! so, what r u going to do?
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I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.

all of these texts are gay

Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK....

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..

Trains never follow the schedule, they follow the rails

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!

Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!