Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
You think I'm nice, I think you're nice. You think I'm kind, I think you're kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I'm cute, and I think you're right.
life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you have american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Memories is treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some'll forget you when you are gone, but I'll remember you no matter how long.
everyone wants 2 be the sun dat lights up your lyf.But I'd rather be ur moon,so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around.
You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.
I went 2 by sum camouflage trousers T oTr day But I cdnt find NE.
How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

ur the light in my tunnel the fire in my heart and without u where woud i start

A friend to all is a friend to none.

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?

stop it. oh u re still doing it. stop it right now. why re u fucking ur phone with ur thumb?

People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.