Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner


Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!


I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?


Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.


everyone wants 2 be the sun dat lights up your lyf.But I'd rather be ur moon,so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around.


He said: "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it." She said: "You wear underpants, don't you?"


life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you have american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food.


Good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.


Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.


As rare as a Blonde virgin


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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.


When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."


womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life


That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.


No man is useless while he has a friend.


You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.


It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!


The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.


I'm so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!... I didn't know I've influenced you that much!


Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.