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The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
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what sexy position makes the sexiest child??? if you don't know ask my parents! haha!
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I Love The Place That Make We Love Us This Place LiKe 2 Me a Star (L)
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Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
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If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
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It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
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We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
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Good advice, whatever happens, make it look like to intend to.
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Life has its Ups n Downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow. Have a Great Day
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

When you yell 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough energy to warm one cup of coffee

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Never stay, always leave. Its better.

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Question: What is the similarity between Aadmi & Bandar? Answer: Bandar DAL par uchalta hai, Aur Aadmi DAL kar uchalta hai!

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I love you! From the earth till the moon!

love you so bad al kihba