Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.


People are not afraid of how bad you are, People are afraid of how good you are.


(\_/) (=.=) (")(") a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...


God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.


Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.


The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.


Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die


Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u. Theres a warmth in my heart It haunts me when you're gone Mend me to your side and never let go Say Time knows nothing, we'll never grow cold The more I live The more I know Whats simple is true I love you If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.


Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Whereever you go or when, you will always be near me.


You think I'm nice, I think you're nice. You think I'm kind, I think you're kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I'm cute, and I think you're right.


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What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?


Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.


If it ain't broke, fix it until it is


Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.


If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.


As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat


I love you even more than when I started this sentence.


so my mom comes in my room and say's, "jake turn the tv off". i say "what channel is that on"?


Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know whant... I love you!


Do pilots take crash-courses?





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.