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I Love The Place That Make We Love Us This Place LiKe 2 Me a Star (L)
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Y did T farmer win a noBl prize? Bcoz he was out st&ing in his field! Y did T jelly baby go 2 school? Bcoz it wanted 2 B a smarty.
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When you turn you nose 180 degrees, you would drown when it rains
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Life has its Ups n Downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow. Have a Great Day
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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
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Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
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Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
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How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner
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Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
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They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.

Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code.

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

3 cowboys r sittin round a campfire,out on d lonesome prairie,each wit d bravado 4 which cowboys r famous.A nite of tall tales begins. D 1st says,"I must be d meanest,toughest cowboy ter is.Why,jus d othr day,a bull got loose in d corral n gored 6 men b4 I wrestled it wit my bare hands." D 2nd can't stand to b bested. "Why tat's nothin.I was walkin dwn d trail yestrdy n a 15 ft. rattler slid out frm under a rock.I grabbd tat snake,bit its head off,n sucked d poison dwn in 1 gulp.N I'm still here today." D 3rd cowboy remaind silent,slowly stirring the red hot coals wit his Penis...

My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.

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How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite