Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...

Chelsea signed 2 players from Icel&. Ranieri said 'If Ty R no good he wll try Sainsburys.

BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!

Life is hard, learn from the mistakes of others and not of your own mistakes !

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Memories is treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some'll forget you when you are gone, but I'll remember you no matter how long.

He's got the dress sense of an Oxfam model.

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

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I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss


***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for ?1


What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? Some traffic signs say stop


If time does not wait for you, donít worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.


Hey I lost my phone could u call it for me?


Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummeasles are better so can I come in?


This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!





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