Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.
A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.
He said: "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it." She said: "You wear underpants, don't you?"
Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
People are not afraid of how bad you are, People are afraid of how good you are.
BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!
Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.
Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We don't know. Never happens.
I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.
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