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IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me, if u keep it u WANT me, if u simply ignore it, u really ADORE me! so, what r u going to do?
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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.
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As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
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Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
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How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner
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I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
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Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???
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Good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.
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Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, he :-) .... me too xxx

I would like to be a volcano ? smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!

Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.

Lets punch captain crunch then we'll eat his face for lunch!

Allow me to introduce my selves

Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.

It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude.

Wht do U cll a h&cuffed man? Trus2rthy.

As rare as a Blonde virgin