Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.

Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.

Life is hard, learn from the mistakes of others and not of your own mistakes !

Chelsea signed 2 players from Icel&. Ranieri said 'If Ty R no good he wll try Sainsburys.

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

Memories is treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some'll forget you when you are gone, but I'll remember you no matter how long.

I went 2 by sum camouflage trousers T oTr day But I cdnt find NE.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

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It's hard for two people to love each other when they live in two different worlds. But when these two worlds collide and become one, that's what you call you and I.


I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip.


Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!


Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!


When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Aunt. Aunt who? Aunt you glad Grandma's gone?


Richness has eternal value if we use it to make others happy.


We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found


bite me


Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.