Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

He's got the dress sense of an Oxfam model.

As rare as a Blonde virgin

Real love is the history of enormous patience.

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito or her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?

Do witches run spell checkers?

A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.

Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !

Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.

How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner

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More Sms Messages:


Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most


You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.


What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!


Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask Jill if she wanna. Jill said Yes Pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. Stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.


If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.


When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.


You should know what it takes to look this cheap!


yo mama so ugly she made YOU look H O T!


Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.


This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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