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He said: "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it." She said: "You wear underpants, don't you?"
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(\_/) (=.=) (")(") a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...
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IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me, if u keep it u WANT me, if u simply ignore it, u really ADORE me! so, what r u going to do?
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? It's like when dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
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Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.
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How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner
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People are not afraid of how bad you are, People are afraid of how good you are.
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What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy!
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God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.
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I went 2 by sum camouflage trousers T oTr day But I cdnt find NE.
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For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life

If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.

Love is ... being married to your best friend.

Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

why did the sperm cross the road? Because I am wearing the wrong socks

9 lessons in life: learn to care learn to smile learn to cry learn to give learn to forgive learn to share learn to trust learn to love n learn to say u miss me

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.

When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ? ? ? ? ? BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life