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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? It's like when dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
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Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
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Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
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You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
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I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
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You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
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We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
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Good advice, whatever happens, make it look like to intend to.
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People are not afraid of how bad you are, People are afraid of how good you are.
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It is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.

Guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter replies 'nothing special - we just flat out tell 'em they're gonna die'.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

1 min, 1 hr, 1 day, 1 wk, 1 mth, 1 yr, no matter how long, I'll treasure the times we've spent together!

Confucious say Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the whole woman have more.

When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....

Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!

No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!

You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!

Why did they call it PMS? Mad cow disease was already taken!