Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world
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BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!
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It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails. With ahunting knife. And he ran into me. Backwards. 17 times.
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Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.
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We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
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what sexy position makes the sexiest child??? if you don't know ask my parents! haha!
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Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.
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Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
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Hunny, why is there a rooster on my roof? Are youh' talking sexual to me or is there really a rooster on the roof' ?


It is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I am waiting to hear from a cute guy like you.

Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God's Love. Alway Makes you winner.

hi guys whats up

A girl ph1d me T oTr day & said 'Come no over, Tre's nobody home'. I went over. Nobody was home.

Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you ? I love you

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