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I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
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Good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.
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To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world
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Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
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Real love is the history of enormous patience.
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What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy!
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FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~
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Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Whereever you go or when, you will always be near me.
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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I went 2 by sum camouflage trousers T oTr day But I cdnt find NE.
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I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.

Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.

I always think of you, but I always fail to know the reason why. Is there something else I should know about you? But there is one thing that I know is true. That life will always be sad without you.

Question: Why was the leper caught speeding? Answer: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.

The sea consists of water drops, the sand dunes of grains of sand, time of moments, use them with common sense!

lol all funny so wat about some more

I wish a wish for u. Its a wish I wish for few. The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u.


No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.

roses are brown, violets are brown, why is a lepricon shitting in my garden?!