Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

You think I'm nice, I think you're nice. You think I'm kind, I think you're kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I'm cute, and I think you're right.

He said: "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it." She said: "You wear underpants, don't you?"

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito or her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

Do witches run spell checkers?

A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Don't be sad, I love you!

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More Sms Messages:


One out of four people is a Chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.


Yo mama so ugly....hahahaha ahhh i love that joke


We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!


LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...


I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why. A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.


i have a willy but dont be so silly because my name is lilly which means i am a girl.


Love is wicked,but when love take u to bed,it feels good..ah..


News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message


No guts, no glory, no brain, same story


Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?