Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u. Theres a warmth in my heart It haunts me when you're gone Mend me to your side and never let go Say Time knows nothing, we'll never grow cold The more I live The more I know Whats simple is true I love you If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.
what sexy position makes the sexiest child??? if you don't know ask my parents! haha!
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? It's like when dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails. With ahunting knife. And he ran into me. Backwards. 17 times.
IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me, if u keep it u WANT me, if u simply ignore it, u really ADORE me! so, what r u going to do?
When you turn you nose 180 degrees, you would drown when it rains
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what's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says cookle doddle doo and a prostitute says any cock will do..

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A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."

You think I'm nice, I think you're nice. You think I'm kind, I think you're kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I'm cute, and I think you're right.

Never let a man's mind wander, It's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.