Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.

Y did T farmer win a noBl prize? Bcoz he was out st&ing in his field! Y did T jelly baby go 2 school? Bcoz it wanted 2 B a smarty.

life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you have american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food.

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.

I Love The Place That Make We Love Us This Place LiKe 2 Me a Star (L)

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito or her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

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Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around.


I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.


The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.


Trains never follow the schedule, they follow the rails


I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!


No


She's dressed up like a Dogs dinner


Cn we hav sex ? Put on a condom .. Cn u lick my dick ? Ja bt afta u put a condom on ?


We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude.


If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !