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If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder and hold you close to me and answer with a smile: "Like this!"
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FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~
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Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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Life is hard, learn from the mistakes of others and not of your own mistakes !
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To be disturbed by the beep of your phone only means that somehow, somewhere, somebody is thinking of you and at this very moment, that's me. Love you always.
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Jesus said 2 John cum forth and I'll give u eternal life John came fifth and won a toaster
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I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
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The strongest muscle of the human body is the tongue.
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

your voice sound like that of a fly that is being tied on a selophine crying 4 help.... Lol

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!

It is round and orange and says: ?I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big

What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pill??? ......first some screwing before use

I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert