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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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Question: What's diff between Michael Jackson and grocery bag? Answer: Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in.
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It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails. With ahunting knife. And he ran into me. Backwards. 17 times.
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If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder and hold you close to me and answer with a smile: "Like this!"
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He said: "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it." She said: "You wear underpants, don't you?"
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BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!
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The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
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Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U. U LIVE IN A ZOO U LOOK LIKE A PILE OF S*-T AND U SMELL LIKE IT TO


This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.

You can't walk in the light without casting a shadow

Exceptions always outnumber rules

I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.

Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around.

A feature is a bug with seniority

Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts!