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What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?

Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.

Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

You think I'm nice, I think you're nice. You think I'm kind, I think you're kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I'm cute, and I think you're right.

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.

The words are easy when the language is LOVE !

You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddy bear!

Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person -

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

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Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!


The heart and the brain are neighbors, but they will never be friends.


Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you


All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.


I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!


I only drink to make my wife look prettier


My wife dresses 2 kill T only problem is th


99% of all homosexuals and lesbians use their thumb to check messages. It's too late queer don't try and switch fingers now


what sexy position makes the sexiest child??? if you don't know ask my parents! haha!


How do you get off a non-stop flight?



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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