Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? It's like when dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
The strongest muscle of the human body is the tongue.
I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.
We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
Life is hard, learn from the mistakes of others and not of your own mistakes !
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you ? I love you
On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.
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