Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?
Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
You think I'm nice, I think you're nice. You think I'm kind, I think you're kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I'm cute, and I think you're right.
We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
The words are easy when the language is LOVE !
You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddy bear!
Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person -
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
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Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!
The heart and the brain are neighbors, but they will never be friends.
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you
All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
I only drink to make my wife look prettier
My wife dresses 2 kill T only problem is th
99% of all homosexuals and lesbians use their thumb to check messages. It's too late queer don't try and switch fingers now
what sexy position makes the sexiest child??? if you don't know ask my parents! haha!
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
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Dad Always Thought Laughter Was The Best Medicine
Why Do They Call It A Toothbrush Instead Of A Teethbrush
How Did Helen Keller Break Her Arms
Donald trump hairline is receding faster than the shoreline
Have You Ever Seen The Movie Constipated
What Do You Call A Man With No Arms And No Legs At A Urinal
Grandpa And His Grandaughter Where Broke Down On The Side Of The Rode
In A Small Town Three Mothers Were Conversing About Their Sons Over A Cup Of Tea
Yo Mama Is So Poor She Told Your Little Sister That
How Many Manic Depressives Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?
A Drunken Student Is Showing A Girl He Picked Up Around His Flat
American Criminals flee to Mexico and Mexican criminals flee
You So Poor I Walked Inside Your House And Asked For Dinner
Your Dick Is So Small
What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump
What Do A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce Have In Common
Four Doctors Who Had Not Seen Each Other Since Their Surgical Residencies Met At A Medical Seminar
Yo Mama Is Like A Brick
Murphy Laws For Frequent Flyers
Why Did The Blonde Nurse Take A Red Magic Marker To Work
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.