Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I Love The Place That Make We Love Us This Place LiKe 2 Me a Star (L)

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

what sexy position makes the sexiest child??? if you don't know ask my parents! haha!

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me, if u keep it u WANT me, if u simply ignore it, u really ADORE me! so, what r u going to do?

Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die

Question:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? Answer:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

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More Sms Messages:


Darling, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.


Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!


To be disturbed by the beep of your phone only means that somehow, somewhere, somebody is thinking of you and at this very moment, that's me. Love you always.


Wht's T maximum penalty of bigamy? 2 moTrs-in-law.


She's angrier than a Bear with a sore head


The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !


If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!


Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !


Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most


If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.





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