Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!


I am a killer, I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend, I?ll kill you for nothing!


what sexy position makes the sexiest child??? if you don't know ask my parents! haha!


Question: What's diff between Michael Jackson and grocery bag? Answer: Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in.


I’m at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks”. I’m doomed! I need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!


Real love is the history of enormous patience.


The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!


What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?


Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.


The words are easy when the language is LOVE !


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More Sms Messages:


Ah-- I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!


HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?


I love you wit all my butt, i would say heart but my butt iz bigger


Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one naman a!"


Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high and dropped his fly and said jill you wanna? jill said yes and dropped her dress (then they had some hanky-panky) but fuckin jill forgot the pill and out popped little frankie


The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..


The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.


This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!


The longest sentence known to man: "I do."


Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.