Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
The words are easy when the language is LOVE !
On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.
I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
Question: What's diff between Michael Jackson and grocery bag? Answer: Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in.
Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you ? I love you
Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…
Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???
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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friendship is one mind in two bodies.

... No Strings attached ...but for a limited period ONLY! ...A bloody good deal!

When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

I said no to drugs, but they did not listen!

He's tighter than a photo finish.

Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!

True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.

I don't work here. I'm a consultant

I've seen more hair on a billiard ball

ATTITUDE RELOADED: I never prove 2 b gud enough 4 every1... Bt, I'm d best 4 dem who understand me..