Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

what sexy position makes the sexiest child??? if you don't know ask my parents! haha!

It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die

The words are easy when the language is LOVE !

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddy bear!

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

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More Sms Messages:


Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...


My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."


hiiiiiii


Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.


There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!


She BlinDeD mE wiTh hEr LigHT, it'S SucH A beaUtiFuL SigHt... The WaY She MoVes Is LiKe An AngEl... ShE gOt Me WaLkiNg On Air.


I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU!


Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.


I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.


Hey!!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.