Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?
The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
Question:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? Answer:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???
The world is so more beautiful with you around!
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.

Lots of people stop working once they found a job!

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance....

I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.

When God opened the door of heaven, He saw me & asked what is ur wish 4 2day. I said lord plz take care of the1 reading this message.

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful color, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.