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What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
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I am a killer, I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend, I?ll kill you for nothing!
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If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
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There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
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Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person -
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Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!
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I’m at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks”. I’m doomed! I need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
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The world is so more beautiful with you around!
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Question:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? Answer:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!
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What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?
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When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.

When all else fails manipulate the data

3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam key broke in the lock.