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If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
To be disturbed by the beep of your phone only means that somehow, somewhere, somebody is thinking of you and at this very moment, that's me. Love you always.
IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me, if u keep it u WANT me, if u simply ignore it, u really ADORE me! so, what r u going to do?
Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
The world is so more beautiful with you around!
Question: What's diff between Michael Jackson and grocery bag? Answer: Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?
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I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
Roses r red vilots r bule "yada yada yada" can i sleep with you! If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!
I'll lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you, but I can't lend you my heart coz it already belongs to you.
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness!
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.
Y R dumb blonde jokes all 1-liners? So men cn underst& Tm.
Funny Jokes:Funny Questions 2
One Day A Pirate And A Bartender Were Talking To Each Other In A Bar
Your Mama Is So Stupid She Tried To
Here Was This Blonde Bernett And A Redhead That Went Camping
If I Cut Off My Right Butt-cheek
Yo Mama So Dumb That When She Put A Quarter In The Parking Meter
Why Are Lawyers Like Nuclear Weapons?
3 Rabbi S Are Having Dinner Together One Rabbi Looks Troubled
An Old Rancher Died Leaving Everything To His Wife
A Soldier Was Shot In The Groin Area And The Nurse Comes Over
Yo Momma So Stupid It Takes Her 2 Hours To
What Has Three Balls And Comes From Outer Space
Yo Mama Is So Fat When You Walk
You Know You're A Redneck When Your Flyswatter
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Leaves
Hey Did Ya Hear About The John Bobbitt Doorbell
My Hair Keeps Falling Out
Yo Mama So Fat She Wore Leather Pants To A Party
What Is The Difference Between A Woman A Pool Table
A Cop Pulls Over A Guy
In The Convent A Young Nun Went To See The Mother Superior
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.