Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING

What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

To be disturbed by the beep of your phone only means that somehow, somewhere, somebody is thinking of you and at this very moment, that's me. Love you always.

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

The world is so more beautiful with you around!

You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddy bear!

Real love is the history of enormous patience.

You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside.

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They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!


I believe that there is life after death. But I do not think I will live it.


SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!


I LUV U


i love him with my heart in soul the pain we he moved was neer forgotten never healed the time we spent i hold togather in my heart of shileds


The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!


Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?


The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?


The world is so more beautiful with you around!


Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???





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