Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
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I am a killer, I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend, I?ll kill you for nothing!
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What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?
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Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!
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I’m at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks”. I’m doomed! I need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
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What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
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The world is so more beautiful with you around!
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There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
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Question:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? Answer:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!
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Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person -
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Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you

No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.

got nu bf 2bad 4u l8r

If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi

GODS are also I.T. Engineers BRAHMA System installer VISNU System supporter SHIV System Programmer NAARAD Data transfer YAM Deleter MENKA Virus.......

Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!

You should know what it takes to look this cheap!

Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.