Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went it would be hell

She's got a face like a picture - it needs hanging

Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.

Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

I wish my eyes could speak what my heart feels for you, coz my lips can lie on what is true. My eyes couldn't coz even if I close them I could still see you.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

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More Sms Messages:


Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!


I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life


We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!


Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.


I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me you?


I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!


Aren?


Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.


It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone


Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!