Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.


U say nice isay sweet u say u like me I say I luv u u say lets get ratios together and I punch u


A lot of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come.


Where are the first 6 up's ?


Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs.


It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.


i got thrown out of mcdonalds this morning- the girl was an absolute stunner and she askked me if she could make it large for 30p? i replied that she already had but could she wank me off for an extra £1? ;)


Drrt!


If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.


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More Sms Messages:


The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.


In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.


Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you.


Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick" Boss asks: "How sick are u?" Bloke: "I'm F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???"


Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???


If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you!


Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I ?ove You...


Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!


A ring is round & has no end.... & that's how long I'll be Ur friend


Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.