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Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi,kya karun? . . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
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How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?
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There was a lil girl who wanted a bike and begged god for one so she begged god for one and he wasnt listening so she went 2 church ans snuck the Mary(gods mother) statue into her bookbagso when she got home she wrote a letter 2 god saying" god u better give me a bike because I GOT UR MOTHER"
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Where are the first 6 up's ?
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Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
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hey lets have sex
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Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
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Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
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Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?
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Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.

Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the Hunter's Lodge.

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

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I want 2 die peacefully in my sleep like my gr&f

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Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.