Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?
The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..
i got thrown out of mcdonalds this morning- the girl was an absolute stunner and she askked me if she could make it large for 30p? i replied that she already had but could she wank me off for an extra 1? ;)
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.
A lot of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come.
I wish my eyes could speak what my heart feels for you, coz my lips can lie on what is true. My eyes couldn't coz even if I close them I could still see you.
Hunny, why is there a rooster on my roof? Are youh' talking sexual to me or is there really a rooster on the roof' ?
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.
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Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth.

Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.

Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx

A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.

There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.

If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !

When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!

I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip.

Lets talk...about people who are Nice & Elegant.. about people who r cute & Beautiful..about people who r Loveable by nature..Lets talk about people like "U"..!