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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
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Question:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? Answer:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!
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You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddy bear!
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One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
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What do you call a handcuffed man?- Trustworthy.
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I love you even more than when I started this sentence.
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When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?
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Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
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Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!
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A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskull to pay for this all.

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Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…

Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...

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This turkey tastes like an old settee. Well, you asked for something with plenty of stuffing.

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