Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?

Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???

A lot of people are in pain out of fear to be happy

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...

Yo i just got kicked out of barnes and nobles for putting all of the bibles in the fiction section.

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I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.


Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.


IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me, if u keep it u WANT me, if u simply ignore it, u really ADORE me! so, what r u going to do?


A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.


Sorry, I don't date outside my species.


All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.


What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.


Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.


If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.


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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.