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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
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One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
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You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddy bear!
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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
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You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?
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What do you call a handcuffed man?- Trustworthy.
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When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?
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Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
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Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
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Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…

All stressed out and no one to choke

If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

Roses are red violets are he for me and not for you if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face!!!!! True....

positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank God that, cows dont fly!

You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Life has its Ups n Downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow. Have a Great Day

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!

I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why. A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.