Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddy bear!
What do you call a handcuffed man?- Trustworthy.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?
When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?
Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!
Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside.
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Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make one cries..

I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.

She's got a face like a picture - it needs hanging

There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!

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Roses are red violates are blue please let me fuck you

womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.