Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!


You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?


Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside.


You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddy bear!


What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...


There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever


When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?


An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.


Yo i just got kicked out of barnes and nobles for putting all of the bibles in the fiction section.


Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!


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Guess what???? (Never reply after that)


Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...


20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand


What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?


It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.


although u may stop loving me,i will always love you


Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.


The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??


Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.


Real love is the history of enormous patience.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.