Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won't 4ever be in style, but having U as my 'lover' is 4ever worthwhile....

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???

You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.

If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don't be too sad... be glad that your paths have crossed.

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

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When you turn you nose 180 degrees, you would drown when it rains


If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.


Ek ladki ne ek ladki ko kamal ka phul diya? ladki ne usku ek thappad mar diya, ladka bola meto bjp ka parchar kar raha hu, ladki boli me bhi congress ka parchar kar rahi hu.....


You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.


Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.


What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?


Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick" Boss asks: "How sick are u?" Bloke: "I'm F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???"


friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx


All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.


By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!