Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!
Yo i just got kicked out of barnes and nobles for putting all of the bibles in the fiction section.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier
Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won't 4ever be in style, but having U as my 'lover' is 4ever worthwhile....
Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don't be too sad... be glad that your paths have crossed.
I love you even more than when I started this sentence.
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It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.

Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?

You can't walk in the light without casting a shadow

Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

People wasted a lot of time talking about who came first, the chicken or the egg, but it was surely the cock.

She's got a face like a picture - it needs hanging

Don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you

I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital.

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.