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Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
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I love you even more than when I started this sentence.
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When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
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You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier
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Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
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If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don't be too sad... be glad that your paths have crossed.
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Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
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Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won't 4ever be in style, but having U as my 'lover' is 4ever worthwhile....
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One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
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We do precision guesswork

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.

Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!

T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network

Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?

We had grandma for Christmas dinner? Really, we had turkey!

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white from the morning dews, I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you. GOOD LUCK!

I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.