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Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
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When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
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Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside.
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Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won't 4ever be in style, but having U as my 'lover' is 4ever worthwhile....
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You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier
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Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
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If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don't be too sad... be glad that your paths have crossed.
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Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
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One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
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Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

"Learn to appreciate art," I told my girlfriend. She said, "How could I appreciate you, then?"

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There are so many things I have to do, that I should better go to sleep.

Never explain yourself. Your friends don?t need it and your enemies won?t believe it.

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..

My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.

A butterfly needs its wings ... an ice bear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok you 2, don't start anything.