Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Yo i just got kicked out of barnes and nobles for putting all of the bibles in the fiction section.

When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!

Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won't 4ever be in style, but having U as my 'lover' is 4ever worthwhile....

You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.

What do you call a handcuffed man?- Trustworthy.

Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don't be too sad... be glad that your paths have crossed.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

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More Sms Messages:


There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!


Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!


I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?


Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"


This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.


It's the heart afraid of Breaking ... that never learns to dance.


I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!


Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...


i love you but....do you love me?





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