Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
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Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
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If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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Question: What is the similarity between Aadmi & Bandar? Answer: Bandar DAL par uchalta hai, Aur Aadmi DAL kar uchalta hai!
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Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.
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Be nice to those who smoke, every cigarette may be their last.
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i have a willy but dont be so silly because my name is lilly which means i am a girl.
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Demons are a Ghouls best Friend
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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
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For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
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I lve u undoubtebly,unlimitedly, uncontrolably & unstoppably.


Wht's T maximum penalty of bigamy? 2 moTrs-in-law.

I've seen more hair on a billiard ball

***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for ?1

your the sun to my shine your the peanut to my butter and your the boy to my friend

My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...

Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.

You showed me how it is to be loved. Now i know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.

Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.