Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

I love you even more than when I started this sentence.

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.

Be nice to those who smoke, every cigarette may be their last.

Question: What is the similarity between Aadmi & Bandar? Answer: Bandar DAL par uchalta hai, Aur Aadmi DAL kar uchalta hai!

i have a willy but dont be so silly because my name is lilly which means i am a girl.

Demons are a Ghouls best Friend

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For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.

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Hv U hrd about T magic trac2r? It went down a country road & turned in2 a field.


Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"


Wht do Mexicns hv under Tir carpets? Underlay! Underlay!


A ring is round, A well is deep & in ur arms i long to sleep & in your bed i long to lie no 1 else but u & i A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z oops! i miss "U" If u read,u owe me a HUG, if u delete,u Owe me a KISS, if u save,u owe me a DATE, if u return txt msg 2 me, u OWE me All, bt if u ignore, U r MINe! So wat will U do?


People are children............life is love...........and you are sunshine.


God made man and then rested, God made women and then no one rested


Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…


What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.


When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its £3.95 per minute!


ALGEBRAnswer: A weapon of math destruction.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.