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Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Be nice to those who smoke, every cigarette may be their last.
Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.
Question: What is the similarity between Aadmi & Bandar? Answer: Bandar DAL par uchalta hai, Aur Aadmi DAL kar uchalta hai!
i have a willy but dont be so silly because my name is lilly which means i am a girl.
Demons are a Ghouls best Friend
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For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
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If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan but also believe. Best wishes for your exam.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.

What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.

Hw do U occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up!

The past becomes longer and longer and the future shorter and shorter, the hope in the future is bigger than the regrets for the past

a man got on to the bus, and saw a really hot nun. he went up to her and talked to her. he wantd to have sex with her. nun said no. so the bus driver asked him , o u like the nun. he replied yes. bus driver says she goes to the grave every saturday at 9pm, pretend ur god. so he goes to the graveyard and finds the nun there. he asks to have sex and the replie is yes. after hours of sex the man says haha im not god. then the nun takes of her clothes and says hahaha im the bus driver.

If you really resemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.

Kyun use manane ke liye uske per pakrun? ay dost mujhe usse mohabbat hai..koi matlb to nahi :(

To be disturbed by the beep of your phone only means that somehow, somewhere, somebody is thinking of you and at this very moment, that's me. Love you always.