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We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
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Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
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If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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Question: What is the similarity between Aadmi & Bandar? Answer: Bandar DAL par uchalta hai, Aur Aadmi DAL kar uchalta hai!
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Be nice to those who smoke, every cigarette may be their last.
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Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.
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i have a willy but dont be so silly because my name is lilly which means i am a girl.
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Demons are a Ghouls best Friend
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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
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For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
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I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better, we lose people we love but we never lose true friends.

You should know what it takes to look this cheap!

Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now... Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain

I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

Can u feel it on ur cheeks?? I jusk kissed u good mawnin.

Stress is when you wake up and realizes that you haven't slept yet