Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
I love you even more than when I started this sentence.
Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.
Be nice to those who smoke, every cigarette may be their last.
What do you call a handcuffed man?- Trustworthy.
It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
Question: What is the similarity between Aadmi & Bandar? Answer: Bandar DAL par uchalta hai, Aur Aadmi DAL kar uchalta hai!
i have a willy but dont be so silly because my name is lilly which means i am a girl.
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Demons are a Ghouls best Friend
For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
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The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep forever.
Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?
Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go ..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!
rosses are red violets are blue I cant stand your face so its the end of me with you
The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.
Funny Jokes:How Do You Know Princess Diana Had Dandruff
Two Cellphones Had A Baby
If You Think Turtleneck Is An Ingrediant
Yo Mama So Fat She Had To Get Baptized
Yo Mamas So Poor When I Saw Her Kicking A Can Down The Street
Yo Mama Is So Old She Knew Burger King
What Did Obi Wan Say When Luke Was Constipated
I Spat In Your Mums Face N Showed
This Duck Walks Into A Convenience Store And Asks The Clerk Do You Have Any Grapes
Three Vampires Walk Into A Bar And Sit Down At A Table
Over The Past Several Months My Company Has Shorted My Paychecks Several
How Does A Frog Cross The Freeway With Out No Arms And Legs
A Chinese Man Arranges For A Hooker To Come To His Room For The Evening
Yo Mama Sos Fat When God Said Let
What Do You Get When You Cross A Low Flying Bird Thats Just Had Rice Bubles With A Car
What Do Puppies And Gynecologists Have In Common
You Might Be A Redneck If When You Walk The Dog
What Did The Thirsty Whale Do
One Day A Guy Went To A Bull Restaurant And The Guy Ate So Much
A College Professor Was Reminding Her Class Of Their Final Exam Tomorrow
Why Do Midgets Laugh When They Play Football
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!