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I love you even more than when I started this sentence.

Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.

Be nice to those who smoke, every cigarette may be their last.

What do you call a handcuffed man?- Trustworthy.

It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Question: What is the similarity between Aadmi & Bandar? Answer: Bandar DAL par uchalta hai, Aur Aadmi DAL kar uchalta hai!

i have a willy but dont be so silly because my name is lilly which means i am a girl.

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Demons are a Ghouls best Friend

For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.

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The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist



If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep forever.




Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?


Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!


rosses are red violets are blue I cant stand your face so its the end of me with you


The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!


What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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