Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.


The resemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.


... No Strings attached ...but for a limited period ONLY! ...A bloody good deal!


He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!


In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!


For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.


There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.


It's the heart afraid of Breaking ... that never learns to dance.


A friend is someone you can be alone with and have nothing to do and not be able to think of anything to say and be comfortable in the silence.


Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.


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More Sms Messages:


Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.


Never exaggerate your faults, your friends will attend to that.


Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!


No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us


Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny well...Enough about ME! How about you?


Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder


Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!


Be nice to those who smoke, every cigarette may be their last.


Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time!


True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.