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If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.
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The resemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
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... No Strings attached ...but for a limited period ONLY! ...A bloody good deal!
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He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
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In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
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For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
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There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
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It's the heart afraid of Breaking ... that never learns to dance.
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A friend is someone you can be alone with and have nothing to do and not be able to think of anything to say and be comfortable in the silence.
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Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
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A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

You may not be too hard on my secretaries. They are sweet and understanding when I arrive at the office after having a tough day at home.

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me thatís up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.

you and me we do it in bed in the car in the bathroom heck we even do it standing up...Yup we love to txt


i love the 'y' i love the 'u' i love the 'o' put them together and i love 'you'

a man can kiss his wife goodnight,butterfly can kiss flower & u my friend can kiss my ass!

I applied for a job at a mental hospital, they said I needed at least 24 hours with a retard.. So wanna hang out tomorrow?? :p