Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.

The resemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.

... No Strings attached ...but for a limited period ONLY! ...A bloody good deal!

He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.

There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.

It's the heart afraid of Breaking ... that never learns to dance.

A friend is someone you can be alone with and have nothing to do and not be able to think of anything to say and be comfortable in the silence.

Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

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More Sms Messages:


If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.


Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.


Q:What do u call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer:)


How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!


What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you ? I love you


Demons are a Ghouls best Friend


When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!


Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !


Hey i was trying to call you but it said welome to the pigs farm voiemail the person your trying to call is a pig and cannot take ur call


GODS are also I.T. Engineers BRAHMA System installer VISNU System supporter SHIV System Programmer NAARAD Data transfer YAM Deleter MENKA Virus.......





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.