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If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.
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The resemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
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... No Strings attached ...but for a limited period ONLY! ...A bloody good deal!
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He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
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In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
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For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
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There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
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It's the heart afraid of Breaking ... that never learns to dance.
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A friend is someone you can be alone with and have nothing to do and not be able to think of anything to say and be comfortable in the silence.
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Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
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Opticians bend the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

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i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx

I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

Hey I lost my phone could u call it for me?

Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!

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