Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.
The resemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
... No Strings attached ...but for a limited period ONLY! ...A bloody good deal!
He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
It's the heart afraid of Breaking ... that never learns to dance.
A friend is someone you can be alone with and have nothing to do and not be able to think of anything to say and be comfortable in the silence.
Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
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More Sms Messages:


A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

If y cn b vdd smply by clsng r ys, I wldn't blnk t ll for I dnt wnt to lt scnd pss hvng lst hey lk Y!

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed !

When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous ?can a fax be ?

We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!

When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!

When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.

Then come the wild weather, come sleet or come snow, we will stand by each other, however it blow.