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Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realize how much I love you
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What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
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What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.
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This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
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He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank
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When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
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Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.
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How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
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I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....
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Y R dumb blonde jokes all 1-liners? So men cn underst& Tm.

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!

What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?

Question: What's difference between Yogurt and Australia? Answer: One has a real live culture.

why did the sperm cross the road? Because I am wearing the wrong socks

Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun jack got a shock and a mouth full of c**k cause jill was a pre opp tranny

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? It's like when dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

Richness has eternal value if we use it to make others happy.

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…