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Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realize how much I love you
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What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
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What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.
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This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
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He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank
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When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
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Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.
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How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
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I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....
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It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!

All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.

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sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!

Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.

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When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not like the passengers in his car!