Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realize how much I love you
What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank
When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....
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