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Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realize how much I love you

What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank

When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?

Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....

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Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness


It's best friends that light the way through the bad times.


What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.


Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.


Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!


Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may not be disturbed


There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!


If it's too loud, you're too old


True luv is eternal... Cherish da luv when U've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would b difficult 2 get it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U..


Question: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? Answer: We don't know. Never happens.