Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realize how much I love you

What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank

When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?

Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....

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Life has its Ups n Downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow. Have a Great Day



2 cows in a field. 1 cow says 'Hv U hrd about ths mad cow disease?'


Never exaggerate your faults, your friends will attend to that.


Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is..


if u were my homework i'd do you every night.. by:mizz.ramirez aka mizz.shorty and lala aka alejandra


The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.


Two Dwarfs went to a christmas party and found some women who they got on well with. After getting pissed they both toke the women to each others bedroom and has sex with them. The next day the first dwarf was asked by the second dwarf how was it, he replied i couldn't get it in. Then asked the second dwarf the same question. He replied u thought u got it bad i couldnt even get on the fucking bed.


The past becomes longer and longer and the future shorter and shorter, the hope in the future is bigger than the regrets for the past


I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful color, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?