Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Lots of people stop working once they found a job!

All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. Good luck.

Nok nok. Who's there? ..... Marie ...... Marie who? ...... Marie who wanna.!!

Friends always show their love. What are brothers for if not to share troubles?

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In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!



Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.


If they say "Good looks could kill", then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!


Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.


Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores? "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"


Y did T cnnibal rush over 2 T cafeteria? He hrd children wr half price.


Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.


True luv is eternal... Cherish da luv when U've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would b difficult 2 get it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U..


What has he found who has lost God? And what has he lost who has found God?





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.