Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Lots of people stop working once they found a job!
All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. Good luck.
Nok nok. Who's there? ..... Marie ...... Marie who? ...... Marie who wanna.!!
Friends always show their love. What are brothers for if not to share troubles?
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I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.

Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck

I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip.

Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...

roses are red violets are blue, just wanted to let you know I'm thinking of you! <3

LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

It is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.

Dont walk on front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me I may not lead, just walk beside me and be my friend.