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Lots of people stop working once they found a job!
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All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. Good luck.
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Nok nok. Who's there? ..... Marie ...... Marie who? ...... Marie who wanna.!!
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Friends always show their love. What are brothers for if not to share troubles?
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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

I'm an alien I've transformed in2 Ur ph1 & as U're reading ths I'm having sex with Ur finger. I know U like it Bcoz I cn C U smiling!

There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most

Har rat hum tumhe yaad karte kiya hai, sitaro me tumhe dekha karte hai, lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai.