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Lots of people stop working once they found a job!
All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. Good luck.
Nok nok. Who's there? ..... Marie ...... Marie who? ...... Marie who wanna.!!
Friends always show their love. What are brothers for if not to share troubles?
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Words of a client in an antique shop: do you have anything new ?
Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !
Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I ?ove You...
Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.
A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss
He's got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................
Money reassembles fat... there is plenty of it, but always in the wrong places.
Funny Jokes:What Do You Call A Redneck With A Functioning Car
Yo Mama Is So Dumb She Brought Toilet
Types Of Men You Might Meet In The Men's Room
Even More Useless Facts
What instrument does the Alt-Right play
Two Men Went Bear Hunting
Yo Mama So Fat
A Woman And A Baby Were In The Doctor’s Examining Room
A One-dollar Bill Met A 20 Dollar Bill And Said Hey Where Ve You Been I Haven T Seen You Around Here Much
Why Did The Blonde Bring A Ladder To The Party
What Do You Get When You Cross Mariah Carey And Elton John
Yo Mama Is So Fat That When She
You Might Be A Redneck If The Blue Book Value Of Your
There S An Irishmana Scotsman And An Englishman Stranded On A Desert Island
A Judge Working A Double Homicide Case Tells The Defendant You Are Charged With Beating Your Wife To Death With A Hammer
Yo Mama So Stupid When She Sees A School Bus Full Of
After All Of The Background Checks Interviews And Testing Were Done There Were Three Finalists For The CIA Assasin Position
The Head Of The Monastery Wanted To Check How Strong His Priests Are In Resisting Temptetion
Yo Mama So Ugly She Walked In To A Haunted House
How Do You Make Five Pounds Of Fat Look Sexy
Cardinal Eagan Of New York Is Upset Over An Unsigned Letter
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!