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Lots of people stop working once they found a job!

All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. Good luck.

Nok nok. Who's there? ..... Marie ...... Marie who? ...... Marie who wanna.!!

Friends always show their love. What are brothers for if not to share troubles?

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Words of a client in an antique shop: do you have anything new ?


Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !


Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I ?ove You...


Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.


A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!


I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss


He's got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure


The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.


Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................


Money reassembles fat... there is plenty of it, but always in the wrong places.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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