Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already!

Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'

U say nice isay sweet u say u like me I say I luv u u say lets get ratios together and I punch u

They've got a picture of her at the hospital - it saves using the stomach pump

Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

One girl went 2 do shop ,her mom gave her a list with all the thins she have to by for her mom,and had her little sister with her ,after a while her sister fell in the water and she did not help her when she came home her mom asked her where's your sister she said , she fell in the water mother: why did't u help her girl: becuase that was't on the list!!

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More Sms Messages:


I love you! From the earth till the moon!


You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.


If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...


When all else fails manipulate the data


The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??


U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.


If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep forever.


There are days that nothing goes your way, but does it help to complain? No, not a bit. So, stand up to it, list all the points and put your shoulders to the wheel, even worries go away.


If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…


If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?