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one day a little boy went to his firends house and he asked his firend do you know what a penis is his firend said no so the little boy went home and asked his dad his dad said yes and he said y the boy side do i have one his dad unzipedhi his pants and said if it was 3 inchis longer it would be a perfict pinus

Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!

I wish my eyes could speak what my heart feels for you, coz my lips can lie on what is true. My eyes couldn't coz even if I close them I could still see you.

Never exaggerate your faults, your friends will attend to that.

How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her How to impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer

She's got a face like a picture - it needs hanging

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Teacher: "What if all of us humans were exactly the same? We did the same things, acted the same way..." Student: " Then we would all be asking "What if all of us humans were totally different? Were nothing alike, no similarities. Me: thinks My boyfriend and I are in both of these worlds... we ask if we can be the same, and agree on one thing in life... we are nothing alike, no similarities... could we be anymore different???


Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???


In 2010 they are shipping all retards in the UK away. My eyes watered when I thought of losing you. Love you. Be strong. Take your crayons. 


I am a killer, I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend, I?ll kill you for nothing!


As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing


Roses are red poems are corny take me to bed because im feeling horny when roses are red they need to be plucked so next time i see you your gonna get fucked


Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !


Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? And the day after tomorrow? And the day after that? Coz I'll be loving you every single day of my life.


my sister birthday today on may 2 ,2012


What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.