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Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi,kya karun? . . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
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Where are the first 6 up's ?
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Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
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At this moment i have a d?j? vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.
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What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.
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A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.
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Lets punch captain crunch then we'll eat his face for lunch!
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Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
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Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
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One girl went 2 do shop ,her mom gave her a list with all the thins she have to by for her mom,and had her little sister with her ,after a while her sister fell in the water and she did not help her when she came home her mom asked her where's your sister she said , she fell in the water mother: why did't u help her girl: becuase that was't on the list!!
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