Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If i could choose but one friend, it would be you.
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One girl went 2 do shop ,her mom gave her a list with all the thins she have to by for her mom,and had her little sister with her ,after a while her sister fell in the water and she did not help her when she came home her mom asked her where's your sister she said , she fell in the water mother: why did't u help her girl: becuase that was't on the list!!
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Hunny, why is there a rooster on my roof? Are youh' talking sexual to me or is there really a rooster on the roof' ?
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Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
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Hey Baby! Wanna comeover to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over you facebook?
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The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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I wish my eyes could speak what my heart feels for you, coz my lips can lie on what is true. My eyes couldn't coz even if I close them I could still see you.
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A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.
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What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.
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What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later.
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