Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you Start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
hi bitches
Hey Baby! Wanna comeover to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over you facebook?
I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.
One girl went 2 do shop ,her mom gave her a list with all the thins she have to by for her mom,and had her little sister with her ,after a while her sister fell in the water and she did not help her when she came home her mom asked her where's your sister she said , she fell in the water mother: why did't u help her girl: becuase that was't on the list!!
I lve u undoubtebly,unlimitedly, uncontrolably & unstoppably.
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.
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When it is raining setbacks, use your smile as an umbrella!

A memory lasts 4ever, & never does it die. True friends stay 2gether & never say good bye.

Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die

I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

A lot of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come.

hi

You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number

Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness

Woman asks a barman 'Cn I hv a double entendre please?' so T barman gave her 1.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mister. Mister who? Mister last bus home.