Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains... Because the average man can see better than he can think
Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves.
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.
A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!
What is the velocity of the darkness ?
I'll love you till the end! And then some more.
Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.
God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ?I hope she will make herself up?!
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A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition

If you're feeling lonely and you think there is nobody there to love, support, listen or show they care, just save this message and every time you realize it, it will remind you that a part of me is always there with you.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap

How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........

Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.

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