Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains... Because the average man can see better than he can think

Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves.

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.

A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

What is the velocity of the darkness ?

I'll love you till the end! And then some more.

Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.

God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ?I hope she will make herself up?!

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More Sms Messages:


First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.


Q:What do u call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer:)


Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!


Roses are red violets are he for me and not for you if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face!!!!! True....


what sexy position makes the sexiest child??? if you don't know ask my parents! haha!


Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back


Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS


Roses are red, Violets are blue, Don't be sad, I love you!


The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes


On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?