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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains... Because the average man can see better than he can think
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Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves.
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Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
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What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.
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A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!
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What is the velocity of the darkness ?
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I'll love you till the end! And then some more.
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Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
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Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.
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God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ?I hope she will make herself up?!
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There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me thatís up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.

i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx

When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not like the passengers in his car!

A donkey falls into a lake from heat exhaustion. A rooster runs to get help. Moral of The story: Hot Ass Makes a cock cum fast!

I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far.

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back

Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply bícoz you are a sweet friend!!

Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters