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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains... Because the average man can see better than he can think

Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves.

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.

A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

What is the velocity of the darkness ?

I'll love you till the end! And then some more.

Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.

God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ?I hope she will make herself up?!

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The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..


My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere. I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet.


I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem


Learn to live every moment of happiness, are never too busy to receive or give love.


I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.


She's dressed up like a Dogs dinner


How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........


If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.


Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???


There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever