Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains... Because the average man can see better than he can think
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Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves.
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Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
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What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.
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A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!
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What is the velocity of the darkness ?
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I'll love you till the end! And then some more.
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Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
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Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.
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God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ?I hope she will make herself up?!
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I want to live in Switzerland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.

God made man and then rested, God made women and then no one rested

Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.

3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!

Wht do U cll a h&cuffed man? Trus2rthy.

What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?

If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards?

The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood!

I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me you?