Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.
Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?
If i could choose but one friend, it would be you.
Hunny, why is there a rooster on my roof? Are youh' talking sexual to me or is there really a rooster on the roof' ?
Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
I get by with a little help from my friends.
What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.
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Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

to whom am i f*cking tonight wait i thought this was sam but who know im totally wasted right now it could be molly

3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Don't be sad, I love you!

It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.

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Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh yes....almost there....oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's how I sex on text!

True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.

Hey, good morning! It's 8:00 and I just wanted to tell you how much I absolutely love you! Count the stars and that's how much I luv you!!Ttyl:;)

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!