Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

One girl went 2 do shop ,her mom gave her a list with all the thins she have to by for her mom,and had her little sister with her ,after a while her sister fell in the water and she did not help her when she came home her mom asked her where's your sister she said , she fell in the water mother: why did't u help her girl: becuase that was't on the list!!

Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one naman a!"

bum cheeks bum cheeks slap your head, make it red kiss my bum cheeks

I lve u undoubtebly,unlimitedly, uncontrolably & unstoppably.

She's got a face like a picture - it needs hanging

Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you Start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them...

to whom am i f*cking tonight wait i thought this was sam but who know im totally wasted right now it could be molly

The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?

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Opticians bend the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.


Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, h? :-) .... me too xxx


Don't search for LOVE......Let love search for for you......That's why it's called LOVE....Because you don't actually......FORCE yourself to LOVE.......YOU JUST FALL LOVE


Copernicus said:? men with dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts."


I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip.


Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!


You are never too blond to learn !!!


By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.


I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.


what goes in must come out





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.