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Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
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At this moment i have a d?j? vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.
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bum cheeks bum cheeks slap your head, make it red kiss my bum cheeks
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I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.
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hi bitches
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FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
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10 advantages of not having a "LOVER".. 1.save time. 2.can sleep well. 3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls.. 4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look.. 5.Can eat in any restaurant.. 6.No boring sms in the middle of night.. 7.Can talk with all gals.. 8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today".. 9.Can go anywhere with any one.. 10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes.. BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!
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Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
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What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.
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After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!

Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.

Question: Why was the leper caught speeding? Answer: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.

A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.

How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!

Wht do U cll a triple barrel shotgun? A trifle.

Do not keep hanging in the past, do not dream of the future, but concentrate on the present.

You are never too blond to learn !!!

The only love worthy of a name is unconditional.

I want to live in Switzerland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.