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i am gay wht are you
They've got a picture of her at the hospital - it saves using the stomach pump
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
Trains never follow the schedule, they follow the rails
The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?
We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!
A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
bum cheeks bum cheeks slap your head, make it red kiss my bum cheeks
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What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I Love The Place That Make We Love Us This Place LiKe 2 Me a Star (L)
Real love is the history of enormous patience.
They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !
Richness has eternal value if we use it to make others happy.
Sometimes my eyes get jealouse of my Heart! You Know Why? Bcoz.. you always remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.
Funny Jokes:There Were Two Cows In A Field
You Might Be A Redneck If You Dad Bought
What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On A Block Of Ice
It Was Cristmas Eve And Hannah Was Getting Ready For Bed
How Do You Get A One-armed Blonde Out Of A Tree?
You Might Be A Redneck If Every Time You See
If I Was In A Chat Room And God Started 2 Pick On This Guy Called Steve
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Over The Past Several Months My Company Has Shorted My Paychecks Several
Yo Mama Is So Fat Wen She Jumps Up And
At A Recent Interview It Seems That Bill Clinton Broke Out In Rage After Being Asked A Line Of Questions About Him Being Controlled
An Italian A Bum And A Gay Guy In Hell
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Traveled To The Sun
How Do Rednecks Have Safe Sex
Do You Know How We Can Get Osama Bin Laden
Yo Mama Smells So Bad Monkeys
What Do Christmas Trees And Priests Have In Common
Yo Mama Is So Old She Went To An Antique Shop
There Were Three Men On Top Of A Mountain
How Do You Get A Lawyer Out Of A Tree
Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!