Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I get by with a little help from my friends.

If i could choose but one friend, it would be you.

i am gay wht are you

Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you Start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

Girl:You like sleep? I like sleep too. boy:cool, lets do it together then.

Hey Baby! Wanna comeover to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over you facebook?

bum cheeks bum cheeks slap your head, make it red kiss my bum cheeks

this is for answering phone calls not texting-----CHESTER MELESTERS DAYCARE SERVICES, HOW MAY I HELP YOU

Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi,kya karun? . . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...

The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?

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More Sms Messages:


I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!


I just want to be happy.


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.


You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddy bear!


The present is just as mysterious as the future.


I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time i spend with you. I think i'm falling in love with you!


what is life what is love,who can tell it to me


It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.


Guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter replies 'nothing special - we just flat out tell 'em they're gonna die'.


Roses r red vilots r bule "yada yada yada" can i sleep with you!





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.