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If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.
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I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.
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The older I get, the older old is
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Drrt!
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I lve u undoubtebly,unlimitedly, uncontrolably & unstoppably.
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How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite
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I see things the way they are and say: Why? .................. I dream of things that never were and say: Why not?
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Time is something that makes sure that everything does not happen at the same moment.
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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday? Tell them a joke on monday
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Roses Are Red, Viloets Are Blue, I Was Born Beautiful What The Hell Happened To You?
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i know your secret!You dirty little girl/boy. Talk Later! hahha see how many nipples text u backthinking that you know there secret!

Where there's a will, I want to be in it

Nothing faster than the speed of light? Thatís a lie. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a pic that makes herlook fat.

What do the military do in a civil war ?

No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up.

I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss

=o00o====o00o== / / ,***. / / ! '( o o ) / ! ' (--) / The nominee for best friend are you, you & you. But the winner is me because i have you

Then come the wild weather, come sleet or come snow, we will stand by each other, however it blow.

When you strangle a smurf, what color does he get ?