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I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.
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How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite
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Girl:You like sleep? I like sleep too. boy:cool, lets do it together then.
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ras aketeb?
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Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
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If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.
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roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
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To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world
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My eyes were set on you...it was love at first sight...
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U are a BITCH B eautiful I ntelligent T alented C ute H ilarious r u smiling now? ? ? ? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
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Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?

It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live

Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...

Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.

One girl went 2 do shop ,her mom gave her a list with all the thins she have to by for her mom,and had her little sister with her ,after a while her sister fell in the water and she did not help her when she came home her mom asked her where's your sister she said , she fell in the water mother: why did't u help her girl: becuase that was't on the list!!

We have to make a choice, the truth or the appearances. You can loose yourself if you are never you.

I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU!

She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!

Monday is one seventh of your life!

Question: Why was the leper caught speeding? Answer: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.