Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

bum cheeks bum cheeks slap your head, make it red kiss my bum cheeks
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?
OMG What Is That Big Fat Ugly Thing Over There Oh Shit IT's You
Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!
i am gay wht are you
Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
Girl:You like sleep? I like sleep too. boy:cool, lets do it together then.
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You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

the girl says to her baby dad let me see your dick he say i did we fack oready she says o we did he say we did it becus u a ho lol

An angel asked me a reason why I care for you so much. I told her I care for you so much coz there's no reason not to.

Demons are a Ghouls best Friend

It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.

Umm...your .... ZIP is open.

When all else fails manipulate the data

friends are like baloons once yuu let em go yuu can neva get em bk so im gonna tie ya to me heart so i never lose yuu x x

The resemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.