Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!


Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one naman a!"


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I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.


Never exaggerate your faults, your friends will attend to that.


If i could choose but one friend, it would be you.


Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?


What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.


To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan but also believe. Best wishes for your exam.


They've got a picture of her at the hospital - it saves using the stomach pump


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love sasah nd no1 else, gat no sweet messages bt pretty gal


Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.


GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


The strongest muscle of the human body is the tongue.


Learn to live every moment of happiness, are never too busy to receive or give love.


Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...


A true friend stabs you in the front.


If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.


Darling, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.


HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.