Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Love based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.
Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................
Does killing time damage eternity?
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A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!
Never exaggerate your faults, your friends will attend to that.
Time is something that makes sure that everything does not happen at the same moment.
this cat,is cat,how cat,you cat,keep cat,an cat,idiot cat,busy cat,for cat,20 cat,secondes cat...NOW READ IT WITHOUT THE WORD CAT
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Keep the school clean ... stay home!

i applied for a job at a mental hospital they told me i couldnt apply for a place i live.


How can there be self-help groups?

Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know want... I love you!

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

You?d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

If you get silly make sure to wrap your willy!

Sometimes my eyes get jealouse of my Heart! You Know Why? Bcoz.. you always remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.

I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.