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this is for answering phone calls not texting-----CHESTER MELESTERS DAYCARE SERVICES, HOW MAY I HELP YOU
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U are a BITCH B eautiful I ntelligent T alented C ute H ilarious r u smiling now? ? ? ? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
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3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!
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She's got a face like a picture - it needs hanging
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To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world
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I lve u undoubtebly,unlimitedly, uncontrolably & unstoppably.
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A lot of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come.
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I really love to see you smile coz a single smile from you lights up my day
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roses r red violets r blu god made me pretty but wat happened to u
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i got thrown out of mcdonalds this morning- the girl was an absolute stunner and she askked me if she could make it large for 30p? i replied that she already had but could she wank me off for an extra £1? ;)
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