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How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite
Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................
Hey Baby! Wanna comeover to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over you facebook?
A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.
Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.
Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw
roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
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Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
Hw do U communic
to whom am i f*cking tonight wait i thought this was sam but who know im totally wasted right now it could be molly
Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.
If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous ?can a fax be ?
A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are.
Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
There was a lil girl who wanted a bike and begged god for one so she begged god for one and he wasnt listening so she went 2 church ans snuck the Mary(gods mother) statue into her bookbagso when she got home she wrote a letter 2 god saying" god u better give me a bike because I GOT UR MOTHER"
Funny Jokes:Knockknock Whos There Nacho
Your Mum Is So Fat She Wears
How Does A Mathematician Stop Constipation
A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead All Enter A Swim Meet
Yo Mama Is So Old I Told Her To Act Her
You Might Be A Redneck If You Smoke
Your Momma Soo Ugly When She Looks In
I Have A Green Nose Three Red Mouths And Four Purple Ears?
To All Personnel From Accounting
Yo Mama Is So Fat The Last Time She
How Do You Confuse A Blonde
What Do You Call A Trash Bag Full Of Mutilated Laboratory Monkeys
An Eagle Was Feeling Rather Horny So He Swooped Down On A Dove And Took It Back To His Nest
What Is 68?
Dick Cheney President Bush And His Father Are Flying On Air Force One
After Dinner One Evening A George W Bush Was Entertaining Their House Guest By Playing The Piano
Your Teeth Are So Busted
Doctor Feel Like A Pirate
How Does Herpes Leave The Hospital
Why Is 77 Better Than 69
She Is So Blonde That It Takes Her
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!