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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask Jill if she wanna. Jill said Yes Pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. Stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
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roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
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Drrt!
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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.
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How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite
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Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
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The older I get, the older old is
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I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!
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Talk 2 me wen I?m Bored, B with me wen i?m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i?m Sick, Don?t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I?m ALIVE.

Roses Are Red, Viloets Are Blue, I Was Born Beautiful What The Hell Happened To You?

The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!

You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!

Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...

wat does it profit a guy if he gains the whole girls and suffer for the lost of his most lovely girl. I love u


How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?

Y R dumb blonde jokes all 1-liners? So men cn underst& Tm.

Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.