Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I get by with a little help from my friends.

Hunny, why is there a rooster on my roof? Are youh' talking sexual to me or is there really a rooster on the roof' ?

At this moment i have a d?j? vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

Where are the first 6 up's ?

Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask Jill if she wanna. Jill said Yes Pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. Stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

i am gay wht are you

What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.

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More Sms Messages:


Richness has eternal value if we use it to make others happy.


Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?


If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would ?. rain all day !


A man's friendships are one of the best measures of his worth.


For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here?


Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?


i really like u


LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!


Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.


3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Try an internship! Internships give you all the experience of a summer job without the hassle of a paycheck.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?