Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

U are a BITCH B eautiful I ntelligent T alented C ute H ilarious r u smiling now? ? ? ? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
Guess what???? (Never reply after that)
wat does it profit a guy if he gains the whole girls and suffer for the lost of his most lovely girl. I love u
wit u money makes me a man.
Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi,kya karun? . . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
roses r red violets r blu god made me pretty but wat happened to u
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your uygly
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