Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi,kya karun? . . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...

Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?

To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan but also believe. Best wishes for your exam.

TO DO LIST: get up survive go to bed

Love based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.

this cat,is cat,how cat,you cat,keep cat,an cat,idiot cat,busy cat,for cat,20 cat,secondes cat...NOW READ IT WITHOUT THE WORD CAT

Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one naman a!"

3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!

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More Sms Messages:


Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.


If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...


A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!


There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...



blonde is on 1 side of a lake and yells 2 another blonde across the lake, 'How do I get 2 the other side?' The other blonde yells back, 'U R on the other side!'


What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to swim?"


I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.


I want 2 die peacefully in my sleep like my gr&f


It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!