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I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.
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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!
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I really love to see you smile coz a single smile from you lights up my day
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My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.
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A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
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Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
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Hey I lost my phone could u call it for me?
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Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!
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