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There are days that nothing goes your way, but does it help to complain? No, not a bit. So, stand up to it, list all the points and put your shoulders to the wheel, even worries go away.
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Girl:You like sleep? I like sleep too. boy:cool, lets do it together then.
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How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her How to impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer
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Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time!
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When you strangle a smurf, what color does he get ?
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I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box
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Trains never follow the schedule, they follow the rails
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this is for answering phone calls not texting-----CHESTER MELESTERS DAYCARE SERVICES, HOW MAY I HELP YOU
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Out of my mind.back in five minutes
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Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.
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Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.

The past becomes longer and longer and the future shorter and shorter, the hope in the future is bigger than the regrets for the past

Does killing time damage eternity?

1 min, 1 hr, 1 day, 1 wk, 1 mth, 1 yr, no matter how long, I'll treasure the times we've spent together!

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!


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