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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday? Tell them a joke on monday
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I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box
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Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
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I really love to see you smile coz a single smile from you lights up my day
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If I were a bug I would walk up to you to get myself squished!
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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.
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I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!
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