Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world


to whom am i f*cking tonight wait i thought this was sam but who know im totally wasted right now it could be molly


i am gay wht are you


wit u money makes me a man.


TO DO LIST: get up survive go to bed


You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you


wat does it profit a guy if he gains the whole girls and suffer for the lost of his most lovely girl. I love u


Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi,kya karun? . . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...


A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.


Time is something that makes sure that everything does not happen at the same moment.


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More Sms Messages:


What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later.


When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?


i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx


Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…


All of you who believe in psycho kinetics, raise 'my' hand ...


How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden.


Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...


You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.


If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!


roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.