Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

hef huw u don ??!? i thgk in drunk. sry

roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

Guess what???? (Never reply after that)

How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite

When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....

A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.

i came here to drink milk and to kick arse, and i've just finished my milk.....

U are a BITCH B eautiful I ntelligent T alented C ute H ilarious r u smiling now? ? ? ? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

At this moment i have a d?j? vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

your uygly

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Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!


Nostalgia is not what it used to be.


Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.


u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.


Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?


It is round and orange and says: ?I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big


Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...


The strongest muscle of the human body is the tongue.


Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply bícoz you are a sweet friend!!


I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!




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