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Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!
roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
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